Written and Directed by Christopher D'Elia and Michael Klein
Starring Melissa McQueen
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A hilarious parody of Akon's "Locked Up" about a girl who gets "Knocked Up!"
By Christopher D'Elia and Michael Klein
Starring Mel...
more >A hilarious parody of Akon's "Locked Up" about a girl who gets "Knocked Up!"
By Christopher D'Elia and Michael Klein
Starring Melissa McQueen
www.dobrefilms.com
"Knocked Up"
Lyrics
(1st Verse)
I'm single and I go out clubbin'
Why'd I drink so much
All I wanted was some lovin'
Sloppy seconds, handjobs and such
Sperm patrollin', My tits are growing
Vagina's swollen, is that a contraction?
'cause I got Knocked Up
(Chorus)
Will I lactate now, will I be a cow (I'm knocked up)
Stupid one night stand no, shoulda used my friend (I'm knocked up)
Shoulda closed me legs, now I'm super preggs (I'm knocked up)
Gotta push it out oh, I'll most likely shout.
(2nd Verse)
Headed uptown to La Maz
Boobs too big for bras
This thing in my belly
Hope it's not from R. Kelly
It's the third trimester
Maternity leave
I Wish he wore a jimmy hat
Instead of that damn saran wrap, fucked around and got Knocked Up
(Chorus)
Gonna push it out, gotta squeeze it out (she got knocked up)
by the die hard guy , oh, (gotta squeeze it out)
Brittany got knocked up (by this deutsche bag)
Please get it out (He got knocked up)
Gonna sqeeze it out, no gotta push it out.
(Bridge)
Menstruation no longer applies
Stretch marks have seem to found mAY
My water breaks and my womb is emptEY
Brooke Shields had postpartum DP
can't wait to give birth and move forward with my life
got a doctor that wants to c-sect me and use the knife
and it's cause I got Knocked Up.
(Chorus)
I'm about to blow, please enjoy the show (I'm knocked up)
A momma no I ain't, no, please don't cut my taint (I'm knocked up)
Ten centimeters now, here he comes right out (I'm knocked up)
That came out of me, oh, who's the damn daddy?
(Ending)
I got a fetus! (in my belly now)
Pickles and ice cream (got a craving now)
Send me some baby gerber ( I'm about to scream)
Maybe a breast pump baby (give me some cream)
Cause I'm knocked up
Where's my gyno? (O B G Y N)
I'm knocked up, gotta push it out, I smell sauerkraut
Boobies, boobies, zygotes, and boobies, vulva,
Pour some milk out for your babies, from your boobies
Fallopian fallopian (I got a zygote) tube
Where's my epidural
Dobre films calabo
Fallopian tube hahaha
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Comments (2)
ha ha…great job!
(posted about 8 months ago)
Brilliant!
(posted about 8 months ago)