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Cloris Leachman: I'm actress, and notable famous
person Cloris Leachman,
Cloris Leachman: and I gotta say,
Cloris Leachman: it feels wonderful not caring
about climate change.
Michael Lerner: I don't have to care
about climate change.
Bill Cobbs: I don't have to
care either.
M. Emmet Walsh: Me neither.
M. Emmet Walsh: You know why
I don't have to care?
M. Emmet Walsh: Because I'll
be dead silly.
Ed Asner: Because I'll be
dead shithead.
Bill Cobbs: I'll be long gone.
Cloris Leachman: I don't care, I'll be
dead by then.
Ed Asner: Worry about
climate change?
Ed Asner: That's an after
I'm dead problem.
Ed Asner: I still have, while
I'm alive problems,
Ed Asner: Ed: like finding
comfortable shoes.
Bill Cobbs: Like driving under
the speed limit.
Ed Asner: Like stealing
silverware,
Ed Asner: and getting
enough fiber.
M. Emmet Walsh: See this hair?
M. Emmet Walsh: I don't have to care
about climate change.
Michael Lerner: I'm going to
be dead right?
Michael Lerner: [Bleep] it!
Bill Cobbs: Ask me about climate
change is like
Bill Cobbs: asking me what I want to
be when I grow up.
Cloris Leachman: Back in my day we didn't
have climate change.
Cloris Leachman: We had cold,
and we liked it.
Ed Asner: My grandkids are
spoiled anyway.
Ed Asner: They could use a
little hardship.
M. Emmet Walsh: Lil' bastards.
Cloris Leachman: Ooh, the big bad ocean is
going to rise up and swallow
Cloris Leachman: half of Florida.
Bill Cobbs: Good.
Bill Cobbs: Takes care of our
country's Florida problem.
♪ [music] ♪
M. Emmet Walsh: I don't give a [Bleep].

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