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ACTOR / DIRECTOR / EXECUTIVE PRODUCER: Erin Gibson
ACTOR / EXECUTIVE PRODUCER: Jonathan Van Ness
TALENT COORDINATOR: Jacey Naccarella
CO-EXECUTIVE PRODUCER / WRITER: Matt Mazany
SUPERVISING PRODUCER: Ross Buran
EXECUTIVE PRODUCER: Kate Lilly
UPM: Jack Bradley
CREATIVE CONSULTANT / WRITER: Mark Rennie
CREATIVE POST CONSULTANT / WRITER: Joan Ford
WRITER: Hannah Levy
WRITER: Josh Brown
TALENT PRODUCER: Luke Esselen
DP: Matt Sweeney
CAM OP / SWING: Jennifer Cohen
CAM OP / SWING: Matt Krueger
PRODUCTION DESIGNER: Ashley Swanson
LEADMAN: John Flores
MAKEUP: Emily Rae Hilgenberg
SOUND MIXER: Ryan Kaiser
PA: Steven Taylor
POST SUPERVISOR: Alex Parks
LEAD EDITOR: Joe Humpay
EDITOR: Kia Reghabi

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July 17, 2017
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Transcript

Thank God.
"Game of Thrones" is back.
Did you see the premiere?
->I think so.-he would literally have
Vanna White doing roundoff back
handsprings and
half-marathons to turn
over all those dang letters.
Remember when she
was on "Playboy,"
and it was just her
with a shirt on putting
her butt out of a window?
It was the '80s.
Then Dog the Bounty
Hunter gives every Silver
Lake, East London Brooklyn
queen a sage piece of advice.
You think you're fooling
anyone with that top knot?
At the end, Christina
Aguilera and her whole squad
arrive, and they're ready
to flip this castle.
Dramatic doors, spacious
kitchen, beautiful views.
But wait until you
see the war room.
I'll take it.
Ah!
It's a deal.
It's great.
I do have to disclose that
someone fucked on this table.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
I mean, I could feel it.
If I didn't know any better,
you would be serving me
re-incarnated Marjorie Ferosh.
I'm back from the dead.
Where are--
->-my dragons?

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