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Bill Maher's Ice Bucket Challenge
Published August 28, 2014 200k views Immortal More Info ยป
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Published August 28, 2014

HI BILL MAHER. READY TO
TAKE THE ICE BUCKET
CHALLENGE TO KNOCK
OFF ALS. TAKE THIS ALS.
(makes a sharp exhale)
AND HAVING DONE SO I'D LIKE
TO PASS THE CHALLENGE ALONG
NOW TO MR.
KIRK DOUGLAS.

> Male Yells: NO!

> YEAH, ALRIGHT,
THAT'S RIGHT,
NOT KIRK DOUGLAS,
DICK CHENEY.
LET'S BE HONEST FOLKS, ALS
IS A BAD DISEASE, BUT THERE
ARE DISEASES THAT KILL MORE.
MALARIA, HAS KILLED MORE PEOPLE
THAN ALL OF THE WARS, FAMINES,
AND NATURAL DISASTERS IN HISTORY.
IT DEMANDS AN EVEN
GREATER RESPONSE.
THIS IS A GALLON OF GASOLINE.
I'M GOING TO POUR
IT ON MY HEAD, AND I
CHALLENGE OTHER PEOPLE TO TAKE
THE SET YOURSELF ON
FIRE CHALLENGE...
TO WIPE OUT MALARIA
IN OUR LIFETIME.
(sound of a lighter being flicked)
FOLKS, AWARENESS DOESN'T
RAISE ITSELF. IF YOU WANT
TO KILL MALARIA IN YOUR LIFETIME,
TAKE THE DOUSE
YOURSELF IN GASOLINE CHALLENGE,
AND CHALLENGE OTHERS
TO DO IT TOO.
I CHALLENGE.
DICK CHENEY!

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