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You're Welcome: Animals! They're Just Like Us
Published May 30, 2014 30k views More Info »
Additional Credits
Additional Credits:
Darryl Gudmundson: Writer/Producer
Dashiell Driscoll: Writer/Actor
Ally Hord: Writer/Producer
Elizabeth Baquet: Producer
Mike Robertson: Sound
Aaron Ulrich: DP
Jessica Leigh Schwartz: Hair and Makeup
Jack/Justin: Directors/Editors
1,422 Funny Votes
578 Die Votes
30,220 Views
Published May 30, 2014

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HI FOLKS. DASHIELL DRISCOLL HERE.

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DO NOT ATTEMPT TO ADJUST
YOUR COMPUTER.

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THE STUFF YOU'RE ABOUT TO
SEE IS REALLY THAT AMAZING.

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YOU'RE WELCOME.

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(DANCE MUSIC PLAYS)

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ANIMALS ARE PEOPLE TOO.
THEY DO ALL SORTS OF PEOPLE THINGS.

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LIKE THIS LITTLE GUY FEEDING A GOAT.

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(GOAT SOUND)

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ADORABLE.

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OR THIS CAT GIVING A LITTLE
FACE NUZZLE TO A BABY.

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THAT WAS ALMOST TOO
MUCH TO HANDLE.

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WAIT A MINUTE, THE
TELEPROMPTER CAN'T BE RIGHT.

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IT SAYS WE HAVE A VIDEO OF
A CAT PLAYING JENGA.

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I'M A HUMAN AND I'M NOT REALLY
THAT GOOD AT JENGA.

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I THINK THAT CAT IS MORE OF
A PERSON THAN ME.

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HERE'S A DOG BASE JUMPING
IN A WIND SUIT.

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OK, THAT'S JUST RIDICULOUS.
MOST WILL LIVE THEIR WHOLE

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LIFE AND NEVER DO THAT.

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DO WE HAVE ANY ANIMALS
DOING PEOPLE THINGS

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THAT DON'T MAKE ME FEEL
BAD ABOUT MY LIFE?

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NOPE.

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DOG WHO OWNS A HORSE
IS NOT HELPING.

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I EAT PASTA FOR MOST OF MY MEALS.
THAT DOG OWNS A HORSE.

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OK, A YAWNING PIG.

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THAT'S MORE OF A PEOPLE THING
WE CAN MORE RELATE TO.

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AN OTTER SHAKING HANDS. PERFECT.

28

I SHAKE HANDS ALL THE TIME.

29

CHECK OUT HERO CAT TRYING
TO PITCH A BASEBALL.

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(CROWD CHEERS)

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SO CUTE, HE THINKS HE'S 50 CENT.

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(CROWD BOOS)

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OK, THAT'S EVERYTHING
IMPORTANT THIS WEEK.

34

BYE.

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