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FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE:
Man Industrial Rolls out a New Toilet Paper for the Rugged Mans Man
Mammoth Manor, CA -- November 5, 2009 -- Man Rolls, a new product from Man Industrial, is a toilet paper for the Rugged Mans Man. Man Rolls are specially formulated to clean any type of skin, no matter how manly, and are at least three times bigger than any of those pussy competitor rolls.
Man Industrial first made a name for itself selling its popular line of hand axes and scorpion repellent, and has quickly taken Middle America by storm. If youre a man, says spokesman and CEO L. J. McManahan, then youve used our products.
Man Rolls will be available at a Bed, Bath, and Beyond or any fine hunting goods store near you. « less