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I bet nobody was even chasing after you. If you weren't high and paranoid, you'd probably still have two balls in your collection.
sounds painful
Yes!! This is the best, "with hair in the crack."
Oh yes, those years in the Riverdale band have really paid off for you, see?
Thanks for putting a shirt back on.
your own personal theme song?! i’m so jealous…
One is all you need.
You own either a van or a camaro.
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I bet nobody was even chasing after you. If you weren't high and paranoid, you'd probably still have two balls in your collection.
sounds painful
Yes!! This is the best, "with hair in the crack."
Oh yes, those years in the Riverdale band have really paid off for you, see?
Thanks for putting a shirt back on.
your own personal theme song?! i’m so jealous…
One is all you need.
You own either a van or a camaro.