Jerry Schrager (Alfred Molina) shows off the vicious skills that made him the most... more »
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Published: February 10, 2016
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Johnny Depp: And that was all thanks to
Roy Cohn, saint of a man.
Emjay Anthony: Whatever happened to him?
Johnny Depp: He died of AIDS alone,
unloved, and terrified.
Alfred Molina: And thank god for AIDS.
Alfred Molina: Otherwise I wouldn't
be your attorney.
Johnny Depp: Kid, Jerry Schrager,
one of the top Jew
Johnny Depp: real estate lawyers in
all of New York City.
Alfred Molina: How you doing, kid?
Johnny Depp: This guy's I mean, he's an
absolute Jewish animal when it
Johnny Depp: comes to making deals
for his top client,
Johnny Depp: me, who's not Jewish--
Alfred Molina: That's right.
Johnny Depp: He will bite off your pecker.
Johnny Depp: Won't you, Jerry?
[laughs]
Alfred Molina: Yeah, well, it's
a tough business.
Johnny Depp: Show him your teeth, Jerry.
Alfred Molina: Mr. Trump?
Johnny Depp: Show the kid your
cock-chompers!
[grunts]
Johnny Depp: Show him you'll bite
someone's pecker off.
Emjay Anthony: Oh, Mr. Trump,
that's OK.
Johnny Depp: No, it's important.
Johnny Depp: Jerry, go ahead and
be realistic about it. Come on.
[chuckles nervously]
[makes gnawing sound]
Johnny Depp: Growl a little.
Get into it.
[growls]
Johnny Depp: All right. Don't,
don't eat it.
[mutters indistinctly]
Johnny Depp: I'm trying to
make a point.
Johnny Depp: Kid, grab a
wastebasket please.
Johnny Depp: Give me that scumbag that
cleans shit up in here.
[spits]
(QUIETLY) Hi.
Oh, God.
[chokes]
[music plays]

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