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The stars of This is 40 make mistakes just like the rest of us.
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Jason: Do you know how she got her body?

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Bodies by Jason.

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Say it.

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Megan: Bodies by Jason.

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Jason: Say the Jason louder.

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Megan: (laughing) Bodies by Jason.

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Chris: I'm mad about the [unintelligible],
but I'm also getting aroused.

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Megan: (laughing)

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Paul: Your dad called to
wish you a happy birthday.

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Leslie: (laughing) Don't do that.

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(laughing)

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Paul: The cap is off.

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(laughing)

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Leslie: It was leaking.

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Male: It's totally wet.

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Leslie: No BJs on my birthday.

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That's for your birthday.

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Paul: This isn't a BJ. This is just
you brushing your teeth with them.

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Put them in your mouth for two minutes.

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(laughing)

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That's a regulation brush.

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Melissa: I have high
nipples, and I would love if

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you would keep your hands off them.

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Paul: I poked you in the shoulder.

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Melissa: They're incredibly
sensitive and high.

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(laughing) Shit.

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Jason: Can I ask you a question?

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Do you have a boyfriend?

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Megan: I don't.

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Chris: I would like to know, for one,
we both want to make love in you.

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Jason: (laughing)

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Megan: (laughing)

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Billy Joe: Yeah, I'm really trying
to get back in touch with my anger.

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Judd: It's hard to stay
angry with you're this rich.

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Billy Joe: It's hard to stay
angry when you're - (laughing)

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Leslie: Wow. I would put
flood lights on them.

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I mean they -

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(laughing)

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Megan: Sorry. Sorry.

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Leslie: I don't have time
for this fucking shit.

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I don't have time for this fucking shit.

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(laughing)

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Cool tank top, man. Huh?

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(laughing)

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Is that her vagina hanging out?

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Charlyne: Mine doesn't look like that.

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Does yours?

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Leslie: Not anymore.

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Charlyne: Well, what
does it look like now?

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Leslie: Well, like that, just longer.

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(laughing)

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I don't want to say that.

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Robert: The only advantage to having
anal sex, honestly, is I love Barb, but

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I don't miss her face.

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(laughing)

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Okay, listen. The only advantage
to anal sex, honestly, I love Barb,

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but I don't miss her face.

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(laughing) Fuck me.

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Jason: Do it.

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Leslie: Do it.

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Jason: Say it.

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Leslie: Do it.

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Jason: Do it. Do it!

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Leslie: Do it.

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Judd: Everything you
need is inside of you.

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Do it.

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Jason: Everything you need
is inside of you. (laughing)

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I'm just going to keep saying it.

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Everything you need is inside of you.

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Everything you need is
inside of you. (laughing)

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Everything -

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Every -

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Everything -

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Come on Segel, this is what you do.

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I know, I know.

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This is what I do for a living.

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Leslie: (laughing)

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Jason: Do it.

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Albert: It's times like this
I wish your mother were alive,

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just to endure some of this pain.

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(laughing)

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John: What do you want me to say, Judd?

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What shall I say now?

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Paul: I need you to look at something
in my butt. (laughing) Sorry.

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I saw your mucous plug. I'm
sure that a little anal worm

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has nothing on that.

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(laughing)

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