Jason: Do you know how she got her body?
Bodies by Jason.
Megan: Bodies by Jason.
Jason: Say the Jason louder.
Megan: (laughing) Bodies by Jason.
Chris: I'm mad about the [unintelligible],
but I'm also getting aroused.
Paul: Your dad called to
wish you a happy birthday.
Leslie: (laughing) Don't do that.
Paul: The cap is off.
Leslie: It was leaking.
Male: It's totally wet.
Leslie: No BJs on my birthday.
That's for your birthday.
Paul: This isn't a BJ. This is just
you brushing your teeth with them.
Put them in your mouth for two minutes.
That's a regulation brush.
Melissa: I have high
nipples, and I would love if
you would keep your hands off them.
Paul: I poked you in the shoulder.
Melissa: They're incredibly
sensitive and high.
Jason: Can I ask you a question?
Do you have a boyfriend?
Megan: I don't.
Chris: I would like to know, for one,
we both want to make love in you.
Billy Joe: Yeah, I'm really trying
to get back in touch with my anger.
Judd: It's hard to stay
angry with you're this rich.
Billy Joe: It's hard to stay
angry when you're - (laughing)
Leslie: Wow. I would put
flood lights on them.
I mean they -
Megan: Sorry. Sorry.
Leslie: I don't have time
for this fucking shit.
I don't have time for this fucking shit.
Cool tank top, man. Huh?
Is that her vagina hanging out?
Charlyne: Mine doesn't look like that.
Leslie: Not anymore.
Charlyne: Well, what
does it look like now?
Leslie: Well, like that, just longer.
I don't want to say that.
Robert: The only advantage to having
anal sex, honestly, is I love Barb, but
I don't miss her face.
Okay, listen. The only advantage
to anal sex, honestly, I love Barb,
but I don't miss her face.
(laughing) Fuck me.
Jason: Do it.
Leslie: Do it.
Jason: Say it.
Jason: Do it. Do it!
Judd: Everything you
need is inside of you.
Jason: Everything you need
is inside of you. (laughing)
I'm just going to keep saying it.
Everything you need is inside of you.
Everything you need is
inside of you. (laughing)
Come on Segel, this is what you do.
I know, I know.
This is what I do for a living.
Albert: It's times like this
I wish your mother were alive,
just to endure some of this pain.
John: What do you want me to say, Judd?
What shall I say now?
Paul: I need you to look at something
in my butt. (laughing) Sorry.
I saw your mucous plug. I'm
sure that a little anal worm
has nothing on that.