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If you want us to put a ring on it, then listen here ladies. Featuring DeWayne, Juan's Little Brother, and Todd!
Published May 08, 2010 890 views More Info »
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Published May 08, 2010
Lyrics

Listen here ladies (listen up)
Listen here ladies (listen up)
Listen here ladies (listen up)
Listen here ladies
Now ladies listen up
Sittin' on the couch, watchin' the game
You say you wanna do something else
I pull out the tip, and now you wanna trip
Cuz you say that's not what you mean
If I say pretty please, will you drop to your knees
And pay it some attention
Now don't complain, say hi to pinky and the brain
Then it's off to the mall we go

(Chorus)
Cuz if you want us to take you out, then put your mouth on it
If you want us to cook and clean, then put your mouth on it
Don't know what I'm talkin' bout, I'm talkin' pants sausage
If you want us to put the remote down, put your mouth on it
Wo oh oh oh oh oh oh oh, oh oh oh oh
Wo oh oh oh oh oh oh oh, oh oh oh oh

Cuz if you want us to take you out, then put your mouth on it
If you want us to cook and clean, then put your mouth on it
Don't know what I'm talkin' bout, I'm talkin' pants sausage
If you want us to put the remote down, put your mouth on it

If you don't know what to do, I'll guide you through
First, get down on your knees
Now, open real wide as I put it inside
It's not as bad as you think
You need no permission, did I mention
Just pay your man some waistline attention
And head down south, and put it in your mouth
Ad afterwards I'll mow the lawn

(Chorus)
(Chorus)

Don't forget about his friends
They're a means to an end
But your mouth is what I prefer, what I deserve
Is a girl who can take me, and make me
Burst into a fountain of ecstasy and beyond
Pull me into your mouth
Afterwards we'll do what you want
Don't worry, this will be quick
So please mouth hug my stick

Listen here ladies (listen up)
Listen here ladies (listen up)
Listen here ladies (listen up)
Listen here ladies
Now ladies listen up
Wo oh oh oh oh oh oh oh, oh oh oh oh
Wo oh oh oh oh oh oh oh, oh oh oh oh

Cuz if you want us to take you out, then put your mouth on it
If you want us to cook and clean, then put your mouth on it
Don't know what I'm talkin' bout, I'm talkin' pants sausage
If you want us to put the remote down, put your mouth on it
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