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Queer, agreed, but Mr. Ratberg Boca Raton Gonzalez is one of the newest additions to the LosTiteres.TV family. Little did we know that not only was he openly grey, but also a lawyer! Now, with a plea to the American people, a puppet raises his voice to promote the legalization of grey marriage. For many years grey people have been held back from having the same rights as everyone else. Alfonso argues a good case, revealing the benefits of grey marriage for lawyers. Namely: Grey Divorce. (http://LosTiteres.TV) « less
A LARGE PUPPET RAT ADDRESSES THE CAMERA BEFORE A WHITE SCREEN:
Hello, I'm Alfonso Ratberg, and I'm here to urge you to allow grey people to get married. A lot of people want to block grey marriage. You let black people get married and brown people, why not grey people?
Look, for years we rats have been getting together to make more of ourselves out of wedlock, now we wanna be able to do it legally… We grey rats have seen in your newspapers that grey people do exist!
I'm grey,and I'm here to tell you we're just like everyone else. Grey people don't bite. Unless you walk in on us in the cellar with a flashlight, or out by the trash cans, or wherever we're nesting.
Grey people are just like everyone else, except we have a better sense of style.
We just want to live our lives, avoid our taxes and buy gas guzzling cars, like every other American. We want the right to go to Vegas and in a cheap wedding, get grey married by an overweight lesbian Elvis impersonator.
Grey-American citizens should have all the same rights as anyone else… Especially because if there's grey marriage, there'll undoubtedly be grey divorce. And guess who has a law practice?
You guessed it: Alfonso Ratberg, Grey Marriage Divorce Lawyer.
Legalize Grey Marriage Now - It'll Make Grey People Happy, and stimulate the economy when the gloss wears off!
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