In this 1986 sexual harassment training video for Godfather's Pizza, Herman Cain explains the dos and don'ts of sex in the workplace.
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Additional Credits
Additional Credits:
Starring: Tim Meadows
Also Featuring: Anne Rieman, Jessica Williams, Brittney Rentschler, Benjamin Siemon, Matt Kowalick & Kiki McCleary
Writer/Director: Ryan Perez
Concept: Tim Meadows
DP: Mike Manasewitsch
Editors: Danny Jelinek & Ryan Perez
Producer: Alex Richanbach
Production Design: Martin Vallejo
Wardrobe: Natasha Kutrovacz
Hair and MU: Genevieve Lamb
1st AD: Lauren Smitelli
1st AC: Nathan Cornett
Gaffer: Elizabeth Yarwood
Sound: BoTown Sound
PAs: Ross Buran, Madison Dyer

[theme music]
♪ ♪
Tim Meadows: Oh hi, I'm Herman Cain,
Tim Meadows: CEO and Chairman
of Godfather's Pizza.
Tim Meadows: And if you're watching
this video congratulations.
Tim Meadows: You're a new member
of the Godfather's team,
Tim Meadows: or as they say,
you've been made. [laughs]
Tim Meadows: Now, I know you're eager
to get out there, and start
Tim Meadows: slicing up and serving some pizza, but
Tim Meadows: before we do that, we have some
very important things to talk about.
Tim Meadows: Sexual harassment in the work place.
Tim Meadows: [giggles] Come with me.
♪ ♪
Tim Meadows: It's been a long day
of rolling out the dough,
Tim Meadows: and you see a co-worker and you think,
Tim Meadows: "Man, I'd like to touch that girl's body."
Tim Meadows: Well not so fast.
Tim Meadows: You need to learn what kind
of touching is acceptable.
Tim Meadows: Allow me to demonstrate with uh...
Tim Meadows: What's your name?
Anne Rieman: Cassandra.
Tim Meadows: Cassandra. Nice.
Tim Meadows: Here are the places on Cassandra
that it's okay for me to touch.
Tim Meadows: Here.
Tim Meadows: Here.
Tim Meadows: Here.
Tim Meadows: Here.
Tim Meadows: And here... Ah! [laughs]
Tim Meadows: No you don't. I'm just playing with ya.
Tim Meadows: That's what we call a no zone.
Tim Meadows: A lot of people think that
sexual harassment only
occurs male to female.
Tim Meadows: Well, that's not so.
Tim Meadows: It can actually happen
the other way around.
Tim Meadows: Now here to demonstrate,
Julie here will be playing the
Tim Meadows: roll of the sexual harasser,
Tim Meadows: and I will be playing the victim.
Tim Meadows: Julie, touch my dick.
Jessica Williams: No.
Tim Meadows: C'mon, just wave at it -
give it a little smile.
Jessica Williams: No.
Tim Meadows: C'mon, grab that son of a bitch.
Jessica Williams: No.
Tim Meadows: Congratulations.
Tim Meadows: When a co-worker says, "No,"
sometimes she really means yes.
Tim Meadows: Wait for a woman to say, "No,"
three times before you leave her alone.
Tim Meadows: I call it the nein nein nein rule.
Tim Meadows: That's German for no no no.
Tim Meadows: I learned that after asking
a very nice German lady
Tim Meadows: to take a pee on me.
Tim Meadows: If you're like me, you may
think you can get a way with
Tim Meadows: harassing your co-worker
somewhere private like a ladies room.
Tim Meadows: Well, you are wrong.
Tim Meadows: 'Cause you will be caught
by my surveillance camera.
♪ ♪
Tim Meadows: Yeah. She ain't getting harassed.
Tim Meadows: She just poopin'.
Tim Meadows: Now you're probably thinking,
Tim Meadows: "Yeah in the kitchen
I gotta watch myself,
Tim Meadows: but if I'm dealing with the
customers, I can get me some, right?"
Tim Meadows: Not so fast.
Tim Meadows: You must keep at least 8 inches
between yourself and the customers.
Tim Meadows: And that's the length of one of
our own Godfather's pepperoni sticks.
Tim Meadows: Whoops, I got a little too close. See?
Tim Meadows: Whoops. Too close again.
Tim Meadows: Now I'm fine.
Tim Meadows: Too close. Too close. Too close.
Tim Meadows: This is way too close.
Tim Meadows: I'm really close.
Close, close, close, close.
Tim Meadows: Too close.
Tim Meadows: Close, close, close, close.
Tim Meadows: 10 inches away. Eight...
Uh-oh, too close.
Tim Meadows: Too close. Too close. Too close.
Tim Meadows: At Godfather's Pizza
we're like a family,
Tim Meadows: a real touchy family,
Tim Meadows: and like any touchy family
we might pat you on the butt and
Tim Meadows: grab your thigh.
Tim Meadows: Hell, I may fondle
your titties myself.
Tim Meadows: But remember,
that's what Italians do.
Tim Meadows: [accent] Now let's get out there
and make the pizza pie.
Tim Meadows: [laughs] Speaking of which...
Tim Meadows: 1, 2, 3, hit it!
♪ ♪
Tim Meadows: ♪ My love is an offer you can't refuse ♪
Tim Meadows: ♪ My love is an offer you can't refuse ♪
Tim Meadows: ♪ At Godfather's we're like a family ♪
Tim Meadows: ♪ So come on and show me some titties ♪
Tim Meadows: ♪ Godfather's ♪
[theme music]

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