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Even a diabetes scare isn't enough to keep All Pro former running back Eddie George... more »
Published January 29, 2014 11k views More Info »
Additional Credits
Additional Credits:
Starring Eddie George and Brian Huskey
Featuring Jonathan Nation
Executive Producer - Jessica Steindorff
Executive Producer - Olivia Reed
Producer - Rachel Goldenberg
Director - Ian Pfaff
Writer - David Phillips
Writer - Dan Klein
Writer - Jack Allison
DP - Aaron Ulrich
Coordinator - Becca Scheuer
AC - Nick Medrud
Gaffer - Ian Thomas
Key Grip - Joel Stout
Prod Design - Tricia Robertson
Art Director - Mike Robertson
Art PA - Rick Mader
Makeup - Emily Rae
Wardrobe - Derya Derman
Sound - Ben Forman
PA - Eric Norwine
523 Funny Votes
405 Die Votes
10,831 Views
Published January 29, 2014

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COACH: NOW LETS GO OUT THERE AND

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GET THEM IN THE 2ND HALF.

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SHOW ME SOMETHING.

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LET'S GO, LET'S GO...

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EDDIE.

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YOU ALRIGHT?

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YEAH COACH.

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I WILL BE.

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ORIGINAL SODA.

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EDDIE, YOU HAVE DIABETES.

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OH NO.

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THIS IS HORRIBLE NEWS.

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BUT I KNOW JUST THE THING THAT WILL MAKE IT BETTER.

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ORIGINAL SODA.

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EDDIE.

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YOU GOTTA STOP DRINKING THIS SODA.

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WHY?

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WELL THAT'S PROBABLY WHAT'S CAUSING YOUR DIABETES.

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AND YOU DRINK SODA DURING GAMES.

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WHO DOES THAT?

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DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH SUGAR IS IN ONE OF THOSE BOTTLES?

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EDDIE, HAVE YOU SEEN YOUR TEETH?

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THEY'RE ALL ROTTED.

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HASN'T A DOCTOR EVER TOLD YOU ANY OF THIS?

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I'VE NEVER BEEN TO A DOCTOR BEFORE.

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DOCTORS ARE EXPENSIVE.

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WELL IF YOU LOG INTO HEALTHCARE.GOV...

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ORIGINAL SODA.

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EDDIE, NO.

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HOW RUDE OF ME.

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EDDIE, YOU HAVE TO DRINK WATER LIKE A NORMAL ATHLETE.

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I DRINK FROM MY WATER BOTTLE EVERYDAY.

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THAT'S A SODA BOTTLE.

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(SIGH)

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I CAN'T GET ANYTHING PAST THIS GUY.

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EDDIE.

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NO.

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EDDIE.

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PLEASE.

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EDWARD.

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ENOUGH.

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YOU HAVE TO STOP DRAGGING AROUND THE COOLER FULL

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OF SODA BOTTLES.

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BECAUSE IT'S A STRAIN ON MY MUSCLES.

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YEAH, CUZ IT'S A STRAIN ON YOUR MUSCLES.

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