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Published February 19, 2014 9.7k views More Info »
Additional Credits
Additional Credits:
Writer/Actor: Bryan Safi
Writer/Director: David Phillips
Editor: Caleb Swyers
Producer: Katy Walker
Producer: Michelle Fox
DP: Aaron Ulrich
Sound: Matt Thompson
HMU: Jenny Osborne
PA: Becca Scheuer

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GLAMOUR.

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ART.

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SOPHISTICATION.

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BEAUTY.

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HOLLYWOOD.

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OBJECTIVITY.

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ALL THESE THINGS SHINE BRIGHT ON OSCAR NIGHT.

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HELLO, I'M TRIPLE THREAT, BYRON SAHPHIYE.

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YOUR HOST OF THE 2014 OSCARS.

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THE NOMINATIONS ARE OUT.

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2014 IS OVER FOR EVERYONE, EXCEPT FOR 9 FILMS.

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LETS PULL BACK THE CURTAIN, AND REVEAL

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HOW THESE NOMINATIONS WERE DECIDED.

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IT'S ACTUALLY A VERY SIMPLE PROCESS.

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TO BE NOMINATED FOR BEST PICURE, IT NEEDS ONLY

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HAVE 2 MAJOR CRITERIA.

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NUMBER 1.

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WAS IT RELEASED IN DECEMBER?

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AND NUMBER 2.

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WAS IT TOO FUNNY.

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FIRST UP, 12 YEARS A SLAVE.

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I SAW IT IN DECEMBER, AND I DID NOT LAUGH.

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12 CHEERS A SLAVE.

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12 CHEERS A SLAVE.

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12 OSCARS A SLAVE.

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NEBRASKA. EXACTLY 3 LAUGHS.

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THE WOLF OF WALL STREET.

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VERY FUNNY, BUT VERY, VERY, VERY DECEMBER.

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HER. CAME OUT IN DECEMBER, NOT FUNNY.

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NEXT.

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CAPTAIN PHILLIPS. I DIDN'T LAUGH. I ALSO

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ONLY SAW THE POSTER.

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BEST FILM OF THE YEAR? [laughs]

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AMERICAN HUSTLE--

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PHILOMENA. WHAT DO YA MEAN'A?

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I MEAN IT CAME OUT IN DECEMBER.

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WITH JUDI DENCH, SHE'S OSCAR NOMINATED SCREENPLAY, ACTING AWARDS...

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GRAVITY. I CRIED VERY HARD.

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WELL DONE DIRECTOR OF THE [inaudible].

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DALLAS BUYERS CLUB.

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NOT FUNNY, BUT NOVEMBER, BUT AIDS.

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PHILOMENA. THAT'S MY DOGGIES...

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OSCARS.

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PURINA-- PURINA-- MY DOG ONLY EATS PURINA.

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THE BIG SNUB, INSIDE LLEWYN DAVIS.

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THIS IS VERY OBVIOUS.

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9 LAUGHS, BUT 4 SONGS.

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EACH SONG CANCELS OUT A LAUGH.

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BUT UNFORTUNATELY, THERE WERE JUST NOT

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ENOUGH SONGS.

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PHILOMENA. TRY PHIL-NOMINAL.

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IT CAME OUT IN DECEMBER-MENA.

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OSCARENA.

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NOW THAT YOU'VE HEARD MY OPINIONS,

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LETS TAKE A LOOK AT YOUR OPINIONS.

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IN A SEGMENT I LIKE TO CALL, SOCIAL MEDIA.

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AT ALEX WEISLER SAYS...

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AS DO I ALEX.

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IN FACT, LETS ALL SAY A PRAYER TONIGHT.

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THE FOLLOWING WEEKS BRING US THE JOY, AND

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LOVE WE COME TO EXPECT FROM THIS SEASON--

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I DON'T KNOW ABOUT THAT--

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FOR ALL YOU OSCAR HOPEFULS, REMEMBER THAT

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THIS IS JUST THE BEGINNING, AND THE END OF

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THE MOST IMPORTANT TIME OF YOUR LIFE.

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I'M BYRON SAHPHIYE.

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AND OF THE WORDS OF OSCAR-- [inaudible]

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AND I DIDN'T PREPARE A SPEECH.

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[laughs]

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WHAT HAPPENED TO MY HAT?

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