Roland and Jocelyn reveal the bad news: Wake Up With the Schitt's has been cancelled and will be replaced by a live traffic feed of Main Street. But the two try to make the best of what looks to be their final episode. Schitt’s Creek Premieres Wednesday March 16th @ 8/7 Central Only on Pop. Find your channel at POPTV.COM
- February 24, 2016
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February 24, 2016
Chris Elliott: Welcome to Wake Up
With the Schitt's.
Jennifer Robertson: We are a little sad to tell
you today that this will
Jennifer Robertson: be our last episode, because
we've been replaced
Jennifer Robertson: by, um, a trafic...
Chris Elliott: What is that? Like a...
Jennifer Robertson: What is that called?
Chris Elliott: Surveillance of a...
Jennifer Robertson: Camera--
Jennifer Robertson: --on Main Street.
Chris Elliott: Can we cut to that just to see
what we were replaced with?
Jennifer Robertson: Lets have a look at what's
Chris: Is that?
Jocelyn: Is that?
Chris Elliott: Chris: Oh. That's
Jennifer Robertson: Jocelyn: Okay.
Chris Elliott: Chris: That's replacing us.
Jennifer Robertson: On the upside, I am pleased to
announce that W-CR-EEK TV
Jennifer Robertson: will be giving me my own
primetime hour long program
Jennifer Robertson: starting next week.
Jennifer Robertson: It's a home improvement show.
You guys are going to love it.
Chris Elliott: I couldn't be happier
for you honey.
Jennifer Robertson: Thank you sweetheart.
Chris Elliott: I just don't know why there
wasn't room for me
Chris Elliott: on this show.
Jennifer Robertson: You don't know how
to fix anything.
Chris Elliott: Well,
Chris Elliott: I had an interesting weekend.
Jennifer Robertson: You sure did.
Chris Elliott: Well, some how, and
I don't know how,
Chris Elliott: I ended up, um, down
at the police station
Chris Elliott: with my buddies down
there, and uh,
Chris Elliott: well they booked me,
they finger printed me,
Chris Elliott: they took my picture, and
they gave me one hell of a
Chris Elliott: squat search.
Chris Elliott: Then they took me, and
they put me in this chair,
Chris Elliott: and it had straps on it,
and I couldn't move.
Jennifer Robertson: Wow. Well, that sounds
like something that you
Jennifer Robertson: might like, actually.
Chris Elliott: Some other time, yes, but
not for 3 hours, and not
Chris Elliott: wearing one of these.
Chris Elliott: Apparently honey,
I spit when I talk.
Chris Elliott: So, I had one
of these on--
Jennifer Robertson: Wow.
Chris Elliott: --the whole time.
Jennifer Robertson: Wow.
Jennifer Robertson: Okay. Well, let's move on
to our guest. Shall we?
Jennifer Robertson: We are very excited to
have her. She's new to
Jennifer Robertson: Schitt's Creek, but she
already fits in like a
Jennifer Robertson: sparkly pair of spanks.
Jennifer Robertson: It's Alexis Rose.
Chris Elliott: Whooo-weee!
Annie Murphy: Hi!
Jennifer Robertson: Oh...
Jennifer Robertson: Hollywood.
Jennifer Robertson: Okay.
Annie Murphy: You don't have
Jennifer Robertson: Uh no. No audience.
Chris Elliott: Oh boy. Amanda, you have
been such a big part of our
Chris Elliott: show. It wouldn't right to
say goodbye without
Chris Elliott: having you on
the show again.
Annie Murphy: Okay. Well, it's Alexis,
and I'm pretty sure you've
Annie Murphy: only shot 8 episodes, and
this is my first time.
Chris Elliott: Okay. You want
some of this?
Chris Elliott: It has a little backwash in
it, but that's about it.
Annie Murphy: Thank you.
Chris Elliott: Why are you here?
Jennifer Robertson: Alexis is here Roland,
because she is going to
Jennifer Robertson: read the community calendar,
What's Up Schitt's Creek for us.
Chris Elliott: Whoa!
Jennifer Robertson: Here you go.
Chris Elliott: You got that
going for us.
Jennifer Robertson: So have a look and tell us what's
happening in our fun town.
Annie Murphy: Um,
Annie Murphy: nothing
Chris Elliott: [clicks teeth]
That's Schitt's Creek.
Jennifer Robertson: You know Alexis, you have such
a beautiful speaking voice.
Jennifer Robertson: I would just love it if you
could read something.
Jennifer Robertson: Why don't you read
the police blotter?
Chris Elliott: No. No that's not necessary.
I don't think that's--
Jennifer Robertson: She's got the voice of
an angel Rollie.
Jennifer Robertson: I think we
should hear it.
Annie Murphy: At 4:10am on Saturday
morning, Mayor Roland Schitt
Annie Murphy: was picked up on Maple
and Butter Street for
Annie Murphy: public intoxication,
Annie Murphy: petty annoyance,
and of course,
Annie Murphy: public urination.
Chris Elliott: Wait a second, does it actually
say, "of course, public urination"?
Annie Murphy: Yep. And the charges were
dropped, as the Mayor
Annie Murphy: is best friends with everyone
on the police force.
Chris Elliott: Thank you. Mm-hmm.
Annie Murphy: Hmm.
Jennifer Robertson: Busy-busy.
Chris Elliott: Will you marry me?
Jennifer Robertson: Roland? Roland?
Chris Elliott: No. Us.
Chris Elliott: Marry us, Jocelyn and me.
Come on. And then we'll go
Chris Elliott: live on a kibbutz.
Annie Murphy: Been there, done that.
Jennifer Robertson: Okay. You know what?
I think we're just going to have
Jennifer Robertson: a quick montage of some
of the greatest moments
Jennifer Robertson: of this show in
Jennifer Robertson: Lets roll that tape.
Male Voice: Tune in tomorrow
at this time for the live
Schmitt's Creek traffic cam,
and be sure to watch
Jocelyn Schitt's very own
home improvement show
starting next week.