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OLD INDIANA JONES & THE NURSING HOME OF DOOM
I'm So old, I'm Old Indy
In this Nursing Home, no more Adventures for me
I'm so old, I smell like Grandpa Pee
Help ! I've fall-en and I can't get up. Life Alert.
I'm so old, when I use my whip
I'm so old, I always break my hip
I'm so old, I can barely see
I'm so blind that I never know when I'm done wiping my ass
I'm so old, that I'm crotchety
When I was your age I had to walk ten miles
in the freezing snow or in the rain
just to go to school or get a drink and maybe get laid
I'm so old, that I shit Dust
I'm so old, that I piss Rust
I'm so old, vultures are circling me
I used to go on adventures but I can't find my dentures so I don't anymore.
Now I can date someone 1/3 my age and I don't break any laws
When I was a College professer i'd do your all your daughter's after class but now all I get is your old Grandmas stanky ass.
I'm incontinent. I can't hear or see
I'm so Old My prostate is killing me
i'm so old, i don't care about archeology
I would trade 10 lost arks, 100 temple of dooms and even a holy grail full of a never ending supply of pussy just to poop regularly
I'm so Old, I look like I had a stroke
I'm so Old, I'll sign a Do Not Resusitate Form
I'm so Old, I use grecian formula 16 on my pubic hair
that's why I traded my whip for a cane and my horse for one of them snazzy electric scooter chairs. yep, now I can get around almost anywhere.
These damn false teeth.
This damn I.V.
These adult diapers.
I have no more dignity.
This damn Nursing Home.
Somebody Just kill me.
Please i'm begging.
Seriously. I really mean it.
Just put me out of my misery already