> Lauren Palmigiano: (Female Voiceover)
Hey white America
are you looking for a fun wholesome vacation for you, and your
s family? Somewhere where beautiful rivers, untouched forests, and a homoless
economy? Do you want to zipline without a dick slapping you in the face?
Do you want to rent kayaks without the fear of lesbos staring at you in their vests?
Come to Indiana where all the businesses boycott us, and there's nothing to do
here besides meet families different than yours.
Also, F-U to Angie's List, Connecticut, the NCAA, Apple, Wilco, and all you
We stand by our tolerance of intolerance.