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A secret society of Hollywood actresses reveals just how powerful black women really are.
Published June 15, 2014 170k views Immortal More Info »
Additional Credits
Additional Credits:
CAST:
Jurnee Smollett-Bell
Alfre Woodard
Tracee Ellis Ross
Meagan Good
Nicole Byer
Retta
Loretta Devine
Directors - William Knight, Jeremy Ebenstein, Martin Sprints
Cult Members - Carla Mitchell, Charlotte Plummer, Tiffany Royale, Andrea Arboleda, Red Carpet Reporter - Eliza Skinner
Red Carpet Photographer - Wil Jordan, Doug Tyler, Jim VanBlaricum
CREW:
Director(s): Jack Bishop, Justin Nijm
Writer: Eliza Skinner
Producer: Ally Hord
1st AD/Coordinator: Sean Dacanay
DP: Mike Karnell
1st AC: Justin Westfall
2nd AC: Noel Vida
Gaffer: Hitoshi Tomonon
Electrician: Armando Colunga
Key Grip: Andy Murillo
BB Grip: Kevin Hahn
Wardrobe: Tala Bakhtar
H&MU: Jessica Leigh Schwartz
H&MU: Jen Osborne
MU Artist: Maisha Olive
MU Artist: Autumn Moultrie
MU Artist: Tatiana Efimova
Prod Designer: Tricia Robertson
Art Director: Mike Robertson
Sound Mixer: Shannon Deane for BoTown Sound
Editor: Chris Poole
PA: Joseph Waggoner
PA: Eleanor Winkler
PA: John Klumshyn
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Published June 15, 2014

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HEY SHRINKY DYNKS. IT'S
TABITHA DYNK HERE

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OUTSIDE THE ARCLIGHT
HOLLYWOOD FOR THE

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PREMIERE OF MY SISTAS
WEDDING STARRING

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JURNEE SMOLLETT.

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WE'RE REALLY EXCITED
ABOUT THIS.

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AND IT LOOKS LIKE--

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OH, IT LOOKS LIKE JURNEE'S HERE.

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(TABITHA): MIKE ARE YOU
GETTING THE WHOLE DRESS?

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MAKE SURE YOU GET THE
WHOLE LOOK.

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(EXPLOSION)

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(TABITHA): MIKE, ARE YOU STILL...

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I CAN'T HEAR ANYTHING.

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I THINK I LOST MY EYE LASHES.

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(WOMAN'S VOICE): FOLLOW
ME JURNEE. I'M A FRIEND.

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(JURNEE): WHAT THE HELL'S
GOING ON?

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WHERE ARE YOU TAKING ME?

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TO YOUR DESTINY.

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(DOOR CLOSES)

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WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?

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THIS IS THE GREATEST
SECRET IN ALL OF HOLLYWOOD.

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BESIDES ROB LOWE'S
HAIRLINE.

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WELCOME JURNEE.

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THIS IS WHERE WE
SECRETLY CONTROL

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EVERYTHING UP THERE.

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YOU WERE IN THE
ARCLIGHT THEATER?

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OH NO, THE SCIENTOLOGISTS
RUN THE

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ARCLIGHT.

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BLACK WOMAN RUN HOLLYWOOD.

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(LAUGHS)

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ALFRE WHAT'S GOING ON?

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MAN, YA'LL LOOK LIKE YOU
TRYING TO STEAL

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A RING FROM A HOBBIT.

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HAVEN'T YOU EVER WONDERED
WHY BLACK WOMAN

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PLAY SUCH MINOR
ROLES IN MOVIES?

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WHY MORE OF US AREN'T
DIRECTOR'S OR PRODUCERS?

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RACISM, SEXISM, BOTH?

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WE HAVE BEEN FLYING
UNDER THE RADAR

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DARLING TO MAINTAIN
COMPLETE CONTROL.

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EVERY MOVIE YOU SEE,
EVERY SONG YOU THINK

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YOU LIKE EVERY TV SHOW

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IN YOUR DVR.

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WE PUT THEM THERE SUGAH.

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(METAL DOOR SLIDES OPEN)

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SHALL WE DIRECT YOU
A MOVIE, HUH?

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HOW ABOUT A ROMANTIC
SCI-FI COMEDY?

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NOT NOW.

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WOAH... WHAT?

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GRASS FED.

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OOH...

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I DON'T UNDERSTAND. I
MEAN, WOULDN'T IT MAKE MORE

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SENSE FOR US TO JUST
ACTUALLY BE IN THE

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SPOTLIGHT? YOU KNOW,
SHOWING PEOPLE WHAT

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WE CAN DO, LIKE BEYONCÉ
AND OPRAH?

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WHAT, SO WE CAN GET
BLAMED FOR EVERYTHING

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PEOPLE DON'T LIKE?

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DO YOU THINK I WANT
PEOPLE TO KNOW I

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GREEN LIT TRANSCENDENCE?

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I GUESS I JUST DON'T
UNDERSTAND HOW THIS

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ACTUALLY HELPS ANYONE.

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WE TRADED CREDIT FOR
FREEDOM AND CONTROL.

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BEYONCÉ AND OPRAH BOTH
WERE OPERATIVES ONCE,

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BUT IF AN OPERATIVE
GETS TO VISIBLE WE

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HAVE NO CHOICE BUT TO
DEACTIVATE THEM.

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BEYONCÉ ALMOST CAUSED
US OUR WHOLE OPERATION.

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WHO RUN THE WORLD?

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GIRL...

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THAT GIRL WAS PLAYING
WITH FIRE.

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(SINGS) FIRE...

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THINK ABOUT IT JURNEE,
IF YOU CONTROL THE

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MEDIA YOU CONTROL
THE WORLD.

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HAVE YOU EVER
HAD A DUNKAROO?

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WHAT?

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A DUNKAROO. YOU KNOW,
ONE OF THOSE LITTLE COOKIES.

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OH, YEAH, I THINK
I'VE EATEN ONE BEFORE.

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AND DID YOU LIKE IT?

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FUCKIN' NASTY.

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TOTALLY.

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BUT STILL YOU DON'T
JUST DUNK YOU...

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- YOU DUNKAROO.
- YOU DUNKAROO.

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BECAUSE THE TV TELLS
YOU TO DUNKAROO.

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SO YOU SHUT YOUR
FUCKING MOUTH AND YOU

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EAT YOUR FUCKING
COOKIES.

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TRACEE! DON'T, JUST...

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PRETTY SOON, THE WHOLE
WORLD IS CHOKING ON

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THEIR MOTHER
FUCKIN' DUNKAROOS.

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SO WE MAKE DUNKAROOS.

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N-NO, IT WAS JUST AN EXAMPLE.

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SO NO DUNKAROOS.

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SWEETIE, OUR LITTLE
COVENANT IS MUCH OLDER

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AND MORE POWERFUL
THAN YOU KNOW.

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FOLLOW ME.

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(SCOFFS) I DON'T KNOW
WHY WE HAVE TO WEAR

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THESE ROBES EVERY
TIME WE DO THIS.

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I MEAN I GET IT, WE'RE
REALLY INTENSE BUT

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GET SOME CUTE TRACKSUITS
OR SOMETHING.

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I DON'T KNOW. I KIND
OF LIKE IT. THEY'RE

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JUST SO BREEZY.

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BREEZY? I'M SWEATING
MY BALLS OFF UNDER HERE.

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WHAT YOU WEARING
UNDER THERE?

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AM I SUPPOSED TO WEAR
SOMETHING UNDER THIS?

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UH, YEAH.

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OOPS.

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NOTHING?

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LIKE NOTHING, NOTHING?

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OH MAN, THIS IS A
LOT TO TAKE IN.

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I KNOW, I KNOW, BUT
WE ARE HERE TO DISCUSS

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SOMETHING MUCH
MORE IMPORTANT.

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YOUR NEXT PROJECT.

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OH MY GOD. ALFRE, I'M
GOING TO STAR OPPOSITE

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GEORGE CLOONEY?

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NO, YOU'RE GOING TO BE
PLAYING HIS SISTER'S NANNY.

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BUT FROM THERE YOU
WILL SECRETLY GUIDE

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THE PROJECT, AND AS A
RESULT SAVE 3 SPECIES

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OF DOLPHINS FROM
EXTINCTION.

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WHAT THE HELL I GIVE A
DAMN ABOUT SAVING SOME

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DOLPHINS? AND HOW AM
I EVEN SUPPOSED TO SAVE THEM?

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YOU DON'T NEED TO
KNOW THAT.

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I THINK I DO.

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YOU WILL HAVE HELP
WHEN YOU NEED IT.

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REMEMBER, WHEN BLACK
WOMAN STICK TOGETHER

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WE ARE THE MOST POWERFUL
FORCE IN THE UNIVERSE.

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AND DON'T WORRY, YOU
WON'T HAVE TO GET YOUR

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HAIR WET.

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Up Next:

HIGH-FIVE HOLLYWOOD!

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