Donald Trump has it all. Money, power, respect, and an Eastern European bride. But... more »
Published February 10, 2016 4m views More Info »

Male Speaker 1: Coming up on
TV's Monday Night Movie,
power,
money,
real estate,
beautiful women,
cat eating aliens,
high quality brass,
Johnny Depp: The only thing with
more brass is my balls.
Male Speaker 1: In Donald Trump's
made for TV movie,
The Art of the Deal: The Movie.
Based on his best selling book,
The Art of the Deal.
New kid on the block makes
New York City his playground,
and the Big Apple's
skyline his toys.
In the office, he was at his best,
but by night he was
at his worse.
If Donald Trump broke deals
like he broke hearts,
he'd be out of business.
Witness the art of money...
Johnny Depp: Der, I want you to
slather every square inch
Johnny Depp: of Trump Tower in brass.
Male Speaker 1: The art of persuasion.
Johnny Depp: I would hate to see your
mother have an accident.
Stephen Merchant: Yeah. Scary.
Male Speaker 1: The art of Struggle.
Johnny Depp: I want the
Taj Mahal.
Male Speaker 1: The art of love.
Johnny Depp: Can somebody remove
Ivana from the set,
Johnny Depp: because she's killing me?
Male Speaker 1: The art of art.
Johnny Depp: I love your lamps.
Robert Morse: Thank you.
Male Speaker 1: The Art of the Deal.
Johnny Depp: That is what you call
the art of the deal.
Male Speaker 1: 9PM Eastern,
PM Mountain,
except where tonights game
is being broadcast.
[music plays]

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