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I Masturbate Like G W Bush

(32 of 99 Chapters) A 65 year old coke-whore recently taught me his secret to success! (Masturbating #2)

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Keywords: G W Bush A 65 George Bush Jr curt covington curtis drink masturbate Adam Sandler Jim Carey Will Ferrell Jack Black Drinking party weed jackass c

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MrCelsius

MrCelsius

You've got ball to do that on camera, and upload it on here. You are insanely hilarious..

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NoelleD

Dubya wishes he could masturbate like that. I think he got castrated in ‘92.

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holy crap! you’re gonna get deported!

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