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Platonic Friend Man

After being doused with radioactive chemiclas, mild-mannered reporter Sam Liebowitz becomes a superhero with only one superpower: the ability to be a really good platonic friend to women.

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Keywords: Platonic friend Only One James Kennedy superheroes batman superman comic books women dating Stella

Credits: Written & directed by Pat Stango & Blaine Perry.
Starring Eliza Faria-Santos, James Kennedy, Alex Grecco, Heather Fink, Steve Bossous, Blaine Perry, and Pat Stango as Platonic Friend Man.

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