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This 2010 episode of COPS shows the early warning signs of a militarized police force.
Published September 04, 2014 160k views More Info »
Additional Credits
Additional Credits:
Officer Dave - David Koechner
Officer Andy - Dave Theune
Ronny - Marshall Givens
Thug Youngster - Miles Elliot
Grandma - Bunny Gibson
Bystander - Ben Parks
Backup Cops - Alex Richanbach and Wes Schlagenhauf
Party Goers - Marian Krull, Jarron Robinson, Patrick Breen, Christina Webb, Abra Moore, Dominic D'Astice
Writer Travis Helwig
Writer Adam McKay
Writer/Director Alex Richanbach
Concept by Owen Burke
Producer Becca Scheuer
AD Sean Dacanay
DP Scotty Field
B Cam Op Mike Ross
Key Grip Tansy Simpson
Production Designer Susie Mancini
Art Director Michael Castillo
Sound Mixer Johnny Karlsson for BoTown Sound
Wardrobe Tala Bakhtar
Hair/MU Leigh Schwartz
PA Dominic D'Astice
Editor Michael Hofacre
Editor Chris Poole
4,413 Funny Votes
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159,910 Views
Published September 04, 2014

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(theme to the show Cops plays)

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>: FERGUSON'S A ROUGH PLACE.
LOTS OF RIFF, LOTS OF RAFF.

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(you hear the car alert for
not wearing a seat belt)

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OH (bleep) REALLY.

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BUT THE PEOPLE IN FERGUSON,
THEY LOVE THE POLICE FORCE,

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BECAUSE WE RESPECT THEM.
WE'RE PROFESSIONALS.

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SOMETIMES I THINK WE
RESPECT THEM TOO MUCH.

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>: Radio: ALL OFFICERS ALERT.
WE GOT A 22 IN PROGRESS,

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BY THE EAST SIDE PARK
(inaudible) TREE. OVER.

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>: BREAKER THIS IS SQUAD 14
ON ROUTE TO THE TREE. OVER.

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>: WHAT'S A 22 AGAIN?
>: CAT IN THE TREE.

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>: COPY THAT.

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(sound of a police siren is heard)

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>: I GOT YOU COVERED.
NIGHT GOGGLES ON.

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COVER YOURSELF, I GOT
A FLASH BANG COMING.

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>: THAT DUDE'S SHIRT IS
THREATENING ME.

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>: GET DOWN.

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>: EYES AND EARS (grunts).

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>: SOMETIMES THINGS GET OUT
OF HAND, AND YOU GOT TO

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FALL BACK ON
YOUR TRAINING.

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SEE BUDDY, ICE CREAM MAKES
EVERYTHING ALL BETTER.

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>: Radio: WE GOT A LARGE
GROUP OF PEOPLE GATHERED IN

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A BACK YARD, SANFORD PLACE.
BLOOMS OF SMOKE SPOTTED. OVER.

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>: SQUAD 14, WE'RE NEAR SANFORD.
RIGHT AROUND THE CORNER.

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>: YOU KNOW WHERE I PUT
MY ASSAULT RIFLE?
>: THERE'S

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A BUNCH IN THE TRUNK. THANK
YOU CONGRESS AND THE PENTAGON

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FOR ALL THE COOL ASS (bleep).
STILL WAITING ON

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THOSE SIDEWINDER MISSILES.
WE'RE GOING TO ROCK BALLS.

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(Officer Screams) LET'S Go!

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(tamed music is being
played at the party)

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>: (bleep) SPOTTED US.

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BRAVO 49ER. REQUESTING
AIR SUPPORT. THIS IS ARCH

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ANGEL. OUR COORDINATES
ARE 39, 45, 61. BRING THE RAIN

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ON MY MARK.
>: Radio: WE DON'T HAVE
AIR STRIKES,

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BUT WE COULD HAVE A TRAFFIC
COPTER DROP A PHONE BOOK.

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>: DAMMIT!

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COPY THAT. COMMENCING
GROUND ASSAULT.

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ECHO, BRAVO, CHARLIE -
WE HAVE NO OPTIONS.

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WE'RE OUT OF OPTIONS.
WE'RE GOING TO HAVE TO FIGHT OUR

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WAY OUT OF HERE. DON IT'S
BEEN A GOOD RIDE.
>: YEAH.

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>: LET'S GO RESTORE
THE GODDAMN PEACE.

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(he yells)

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(people scream and the
officers hurl ceasing orders)

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>: GET THE (bleep) DOWN.
>: DISPERSE.

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DO NOT LOOK AT ME.

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>: YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO
REMAIN SILENT, BUT IF YOU DO,

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YOUR ASS WILL
BE WATERBOARDED.

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>: YOU HAVE THE RIGHT
TO AN ATTORNEY, AS LONG AS IT'S

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NOT A LIBERAL OR A NERD,
AND IF YOU CANNOT AFFORD

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AN ATTORNEY WHY DON'T YOU
GO TO WALMART, AND GET A JOB

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YOU BROKE ASS LOSER.
>: WE ONLY SAY THIS FOR
THE CAMERA.

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>: DID YOU GUYS CALL
FOR BACK-UP?

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>: CRAP IT'S OVER?
THIS SUCKS.

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>: GUYS SERIOUSLY,
CALL US EARLIER.

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>: WE LIKE FIGHTING
BAD GUYS TOO.
(sound of a helicopter is heard)

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>: A LOT OF CITIES LIKE TO
USE VIOLENCE AS A LAST

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RESORT, BUT WE FOUND IT'S
PRETTY FUN JUST TO USE IT AS A

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FIRST RESORT. SOMETIMES I
JUST POINT MY GUN AT ANYBODY

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WALKING AROUND.
LOOK AT THIS CRIMINAL.

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LET'S DO IT.

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GET DOWN!
>: GET DOWN!

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>: ON YOUR KNEES.
>: I SAID GET DOWN!

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>: HANDS UP!
>: THIS KIDS NOT
A CRIMINAL.

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(sound of air leaking)

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>: WE MAKE A LOT OF MISTAKES,
BUT I LIKE TO THINK

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A LOT OF PEOPLE MAKE MISTAKES,
AND WE'RE THE

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ONES WITH GUNS. SO WE WIN SOME,
AND THEY LOSE SOME.

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>: WE'RE GOING TO GET A TANK,
AND I'M GOING TO BLOW

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(bleep) up.
>: I'M GOING TO RUN OVER
PEOPLE I DON'T LIKE.

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>: SOMETIMES TO KEEP THE
TOWN SAFE, YOU HAVE TO TAKE

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IT OVER AND ARREST EVERYBODY
IN IT. THAT'S AMERICA.

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Officer:
THAT'S THE BEST
PART OF AMERICA.

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