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Joshua C. was asked to eat a salad for every meal every day for a year, this is a document of the results.
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Joshua C. - Josh Cheney
VO - Ryan Perez
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Writer/Director - Danny Jelinek
DP - Mike Karnell
Producer - Andrew Grissom
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Published August 28, 2014

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>: Narrator: JANUARY

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THIS IS TEST SUBJECT UH, 22.
JOSHUA C.

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HE IS A 28 YEAR OLD MALE.
HE ENJOYS THE OCCASIONAL

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JUNK MEAL. OVER THE NEXT YEAR,
JOSH WILL ONLY EAT ONLY

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SALADS, FOR BREAKFAST,
LUNCH, AND DINNER,

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AS WELL AS FOR SNACKS,
AND WE WILL OBSERVE, AND

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DOCUMENT ANY CHANGES
HE UNDERGOES.

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MARCH.

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AFTER A FULL MONTH OF SALADS,
JOSH HAS LOST 6 POUNDS,

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AND HIS HAIR HAS BECOME
SLIGHTLY MESSY. THE SUBJECT

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SEEMS TO BE IN PERFECTLY
NORMAL HEALTH - JUST

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THINNING A LITTLE BIT, AND OF
COURSE HIS HAIR IS A LITTLE MESSY

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AS EARLIER STATED.

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MAY.

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OUR EXPERIMENT IS BRINGING
SOME INTERESTING DEVELOPMENTS.

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AS YOU CAN SEE, JOSH IS
TAKING TO PERSPIRING A

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LITTLE BIT, AND IT WOULD
ALSO APPEARS THAT HIS SKIN

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IS TAKING ON A GREEN
COMPLEXION, AND STARTING

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TO SEE INTERESTING NEW
TEXTURES IN HIS HAIR.

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JULY.

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JOSHUA CONTINUES TO LOSE WEIGHT,
BUT AT A SLOWER RATE.

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IT WOULD APPEAR THAT A CHERRY
TOMATO LIKE GROWTH

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HAS SPROUTED FROM HIS HAIR.
WHEN THE SUBJECT IS ASKED HOW

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HE FEELS, HE REPLIES,
"FINE, JUST FINE."
SO WE'LL TAKE

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HIS WORD FOR IT.

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SEPTEMBER. OK, AS YOU CAN SEE,
JOSHUA IS CONTINUING TO

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PERSPIRE. SAMPLES OF HIS
PERSPIRATION WERE REPORTED

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IN A DOUBLE BLIND TASTE TEST
TO HAVE TASTED

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LIKE STORE BOUGHT BALSAMIC
VINAIGRETTE. HOWEVER HIS

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VITAL SIGNS REMAIN STABLE,
AND HE APPEARS TO BE IN GOOD

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HEALTH SO THIS EXPERIMENT IS
STILL WORKING OUT.

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OCTOBER.

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JOSHUA'S SKIN HAS BROKEN OUT
INTO A GREEN LEAFY LETTUCE

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LIKE MUTATION WHICH PEALS
AWAY WITH LITTLE RESISTANCE.

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SUBJECT STILL REACTS TO LIGHT
TESTS AND SUCH, BUT

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PREFERS TO MOAN AS IF HE
WERE IN PAIN. BUT STILL WE ARE

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FAIRLY CERTAIN HE IS NOT IN
PAIN, BUT HIS GROOMING

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HABITS HAVE SADLY FALLEN
BY THE WAIST SIDE.

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DECEMBER. JOSHUA, HAS LOST
A 160 POUNDS. HIS SKIN

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HAS DEVELOPED INTO A GLASS-LIKE HALF
SPHERE WHICH HOLDS

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THE REST OF HIMSELF.
JOSHUA HAS STOPPED MOANING

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AND REACTING TO LIFE.

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OH WELL. IT WOULD SEEM WE
HAVE LEARNED A VALUABLE LESSON

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WITH THIS EXPERIMENT.

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NEVER EAT SALAD.
UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES.

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THIS RESEARCH WAS MADE
POSSIBLE BY THE T-BONE

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STEAK RESEARCH INSTITUTE.

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FROM RARE TO WELL-DONE,
T-BONE STEAK IS NUMBER ONE.

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