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Joshua C. was asked to eat a salad for every meal every day for a year, this is a document of the results.
Published August 28, 2014 320k views More Info »
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Joshua C. - Josh Cheney
VO - Ryan Perez
CREW
Writer/Director - Danny Jelinek
DP - Mike Karnell
Producer - Andrew Grissom
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Published August 28, 2014


> Narrator: JANUARY
THIS IS TEST SUBJECT UH, 22.
JOSHUA C.
HE IS A 28 YEAR OLD MALE.
HE ENJOYS THE OCCASIONAL
JUNK MEAL. OVER THE NEXT YEAR,
JOSH WILL ONLY EAT ONLY
SALADS, FOR BREAKFAST,
LUNCH, AND DINNER,
AS WELL AS FOR SNACKS,
AND WE WILL OBSERVE, AND
DOCUMENT ANY CHANGES
HE UNDERGOES.
MARCH.
AFTER A FULL MONTH OF SALADS,
JOSH HAS LOST 6 POUNDS,
AND HIS HAIR HAS BECOME
SLIGHTLY MESSY. THE SUBJECT
SEEMS TO BE IN PERFECTLY
NORMAL HEALTH - JUST
THINNING A LITTLE BIT, AND OF
COURSE HIS HAIR IS A LITTLE MESSY
AS EARLIER STATED.
MAY.
OUR EXPERIMENT IS BRINGING
SOME INTERESTING DEVELOPMENTS.
AS YOU CAN SEE, JOSH IS
TAKING TO PERSPIRING A
LITTLE BIT, AND IT WOULD
ALSO APPEARS THAT HIS SKIN
IS TAKING ON A GREEN
COMPLEXION, AND STARTING
TO SEE INTERESTING NEW
TEXTURES IN HIS HAIR.
JULY.
JOSHUA CONTINUES TO LOSE WEIGHT,
BUT AT A SLOWER RATE.
IT WOULD APPEAR THAT A CHERRY
TOMATO LIKE GROWTH
HAS SPROUTED FROM HIS HAIR.
WHEN THE SUBJECT IS ASKED HOW
HE FEELS, HE REPLIES,
"FINE, JUST FINE."
SO WE'LL TAKE
HIS WORD FOR IT.
SEPTEMBER. OK, AS YOU CAN SEE,
JOSHUA IS CONTINUING TO
PERSPIRE. SAMPLES OF HIS
PERSPIRATION WERE REPORTED
IN A DOUBLE BLIND TASTE TEST
TO HAVE TASTED
LIKE STORE BOUGHT BALSAMIC
VINAIGRETTE. HOWEVER HIS
VITAL SIGNS REMAIN STABLE,
AND HE APPEARS TO BE IN GOOD
HEALTH SO THIS EXPERIMENT IS
STILL WORKING OUT.
OCTOBER.
JOSHUA'S SKIN HAS BROKEN OUT
INTO A GREEN LEAFY LETTUCE
LIKE MUTATION WHICH PEALS
AWAY WITH LITTLE RESISTANCE.
SUBJECT STILL REACTS TO LIGHT
TESTS AND SUCH, BUT
PREFERS TO MOAN AS IF HE
WERE IN PAIN. BUT STILL WE ARE
FAIRLY CERTAIN HE IS NOT IN
PAIN, BUT HIS GROOMING
HABITS HAVE SADLY FALLEN
BY THE WAIST SIDE.
DECEMBER. JOSHUA, HAS LOST
A 160 POUNDS. HIS SKIN
HAS DEVELOPED INTO A GLASS-LIKE HALF
SPHERE WHICH HOLDS
THE REST OF HIMSELF.
JOSHUA HAS STOPPED MOANING
AND REACTING TO LIFE.
OH WELL. IT WOULD SEEM WE
HAVE LEARNED A VALUABLE LESSON
WITH THIS EXPERIMENT.
NEVER EAT SALAD.
UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES.
THIS RESEARCH WAS MADE
POSSIBLE BY THE T-BONE
STEAK RESEARCH INSTITUTE.
FROM RARE TO WELL-DONE,
T-BONE STEAK IS NUMBER ONE.

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