get you off your back, and I’ll throw you out of bed
be yelling at me, coz you’ll be gagging for more
get you off the floor, and I’ll push you out the door ….
not really. I’m not like that at all. I’m like “Stay. Please…stay… don’t eve
leave me!!” but they do leave me usually. I wonder why?
nothing worse than a broken heart. Oh the agony, oh the pain, oh the
loneliness. oh thank god I bought that vibrator. I have lots of sex toys
actually. I’m spoilt for choice. I don’t know what to play with first. This one
is green, this one is purple, this one has 5 speeds … and that one has an extra
why do they all have to be shaped like a big fat penis with bulging veins
running down the side? Why doesn’t someone make a soft vibrating tongue? They should
make one with a mouth and nibbling teeth hehe. That would be fun….
at the end of the day. none of these toys are a replacement for the real thing.
They can’t cuddle you afterwards, they can’t kiss you and tell you that they
love you. Sigh…Oh well. Must always try
to look on the bright side. At least the vibrator knows exactly how you