Bacon Grease Protein Shake

Description: Bacon Grease Protein Shake Ingredients: Half a can of 2 month old bacon grease 2 shots of white rum (we ran out of whiskey. improvise rookies) 1 can of Pabst Blue Ribbon (The true champion of beers) Maple syrup Ketchup (why not?) 1 uncooked chicken embryo egg And a Dash of Love ** Disclaimer ** Chef Ukraine is a professional eater. He has been trained in the art of the spatula. His skills are a perfect blend of Irish Drinking and the lost culinary art of Chernobyl. This means for all you rookies out there, Don't Try This If Your Not Really Hungry.