The DPRK announces the capture of America’s #1 internet icon, ‘Mad About You’ star Paul Reiser.

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Paul Reiser: Wow.
Paul Reiser: That's kind of
an honor.
Paul Reiser: I didn't know
I was Mr. Internet.
Paul Reiser: Ow!
Okay. Alright.
Paul Reiser: Easy there tiger.
Paul Reiser: Well, okay. Yes, you're
holding me against my will, but
Paul Reiser: on the other hand you're
saying such flattering things.
Paul Reiser: Not sure you have your
facts entirely correct.
Paul Reiser: I have a following, yes,
I have like 25, 26 thousand on Twitter,
Paul Reiser: which is respectable,
but it's not like I'm
Paul Reiser: Justin Bieber. Although,
I will say that the followers
Paul Reiser: I do have, they really do
seem to enjoy my movie reviews,
Paul Reiser: and article clippings,
and just my random thoughts.
Paul Reiser: Yowza!
Okay. Made your point.
Paul Reiser: Made your point.
Paul Reiser: I'm sorry, you have a Mad
About You spec script?
Paul Reiser: Why didn't you say that?
Paul Reiser: Bring it on.
Paul Reiser: Yeah. Let's read it.
Paul Reiser: Jamie, I've had it.
I'm leaving this American
Paul Reiser: cesspool to join the
Korean People's Army.
Paul Reiser: Yes. It's taking off on
a one way flight to
Paul Reiser: unemployment-ville.
Paul Reiser: That's a good joke.
Paul Reiser: Oh. I think I'll pass.
Your back rubs are worse
Paul Reiser: than genocide.
Paul Reiser: See, that's the type of joke we
wouldn't really do on Mad About You.
Paul Reiser: It's a little, mean.
Paul Reiser: Yow!
Paul Reiser: You should learn
how to take a note.
Paul Reiser: Yes.
Paul Reiser: And while I have your
attention, I would like
Paul Reiser: to suggest maybe you
check out my books.
Paul Reiser: It was Couplehood,
Paul Reiser: Babyhood,
Paul Reiser: and then Familyhood.
Paul Reiser: You know, it's not like I
don't claim to know how to
Paul Reiser: help everybody,
but who knows,
Paul Reiser: these books, they
might appeal to you.
Paul Reiser: Yow!
Paul Reiser: Uncalled for!
Uncalled for!
Paul Reiser: I gotta say, I don't enjoy this,
and I'd like to go now.
Paul Reiser: Shut the fuck up!

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