Hillary Clinton pleads her case on the Broadway stage ahead of New York's 2016 Primary.

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"Denying Hillary”
A Satirical Parody of the Original Song, “Defying Gravity”, by Stephen Schwartz for the Broadway musical, “Wicked”
Written and Produced by Susan Deming with Ronnie Butler Jr.
Directed by Mattio Martinez
Sound Production and Mixing by Anthony Brodeur
Editing and Graphics by Ryan Fitzgerald
Special Thanks to Phillip Wilburn
Cast
Susan Deming as Hillary Clinton
Ronnie Butler Jr. as Barack Obama
Bernie Bros:
- Donald Barjas
- Anthony Brodeur
- Mattio Martinez

Transcript

OBAMA
(spoken) Hillary - why couldn't you have stayed calm for once, instead of going off on that Greenpeace gal!
(sung) You may be in trouble!
You may be in trouble now
You may be in trouble how
Despite endorsement praises
You’ve lost important races

HILLARY
No, you’re in trouble
You’re in big trouble, too
I’m super pissed how you
Won’t give me your endorsement
Looks like you’ll need enforcement

HILLARY
Though superdelegates are pledged to me

BOTH
The nominee might be…. a “He”

OBAMA
(spoken) Hillary, listen to me. Debbie Wasserman Schultz has got your back.
(sung) You can still be the first female President
Though Bernie is surging, for sure
You can still be the one who’s anointed…

HILLARY
(spoken) Damn straight.
(sung) I was ‘sposed to be a shoe-in…ha!
But – Hillary ain’t no shoe-in
Any more
America was Ready for Hillary
Had this nomination on lock
Now I could lose the whole thing to Bernie
And his tiny little…..bird
Ignore my ties to Wall Street
The lies I tell when I’m on the stump
Fall in line right now and watch me
Beating Donald Trump!
Don’t even try
Denying Hillary
You must be high
Denying Hillary
I’m gonna hold my ground

OBAMA
Surprising how you’ve been abandoned
You’ve even lost Susan Sarandon

HILLARY
(spoken) Obama, just endorse me.
I’ll nominate you to the Supreme Court, promise!
(sung) Term-limited
Aren’t you sad that you’re term-limited?
If I appoint you, you’d be set up there for life
Obama -
Writing your opinions

OBAMA
Your far-left, black-robed minion

BOTH
We’ll own this town again
Why would you try/I try
Denying Hillary

HILLARY
Don’t be that guy
Denying Hillary

HILLARY
You’d look great in that gown!
(spoken) Well? Is it a deal?

OBAMA
I hope you win it
But…I’m not endorsing you

HILLARY
(Spoken) Boo
(Sung) You’re spineless through and through

OBAMA
I really hope you get it
(And we don't live to regret it)

BOTH
I hope you get it in the end

HILLARY
From this point on, you’re NOT my friend:

HILLARY
So if you care to find me
Look where my husband ain’t!
As someone told me lately:
"Panama Papers could be your Watergate!"
I might be flying solo
But it’s always been all about me
Now if you vote against me
My wrath will be set free

Ladies, don’t try
Denying Hillary
Lib’rals will fry
Denying Hillary
At the convention I’ll claim my crown!
I’ve done the time, I want my turn
And nobody who feels the Bern
Is ever gonna bring me down!

OBAMA
I hope you're happy!

BERNIEBROS
Look at her, she wicked!
Get her!

HILLARY
Bring me down!

BERNIEBROS
No one mourns the wicked
So we've got to bring he

HILLARY
Ahhh!

BERNIEBROS
Down!
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