Two and a Half Presidents - "Just Came Up Here to Catch Some Z's"
Hillary Clinton pleads her case on the Broadway stage ahead of New York's 2016 Primary.
- April 19, 2016
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A Satirical Parody of the Original Song, “Defying Gravity”, by Stephen Schwartz for the Broadway musical, “Wicked”
Written and Produced by Susan Deming with Ronnie Butler Jr.
Directed by Mattio Martinez
Sound Production and Mixing by Anthony Brodeur
Editing and Graphics by Ryan Fitzgerald
Special Thanks to Phillip Wilburn
Susan Deming as Hillary Clinton
Ronnie Butler Jr. as Barack Obama
- Donald Barjas
- Anthony Brodeur
- Mattio Martinez
April 19, 2016
(spoken) Hillary - why couldn't you have stayed calm for once, instead of going off on that Greenpeace gal!
(sung) You may be in trouble!
You may be in trouble now
You may be in trouble how
Despite endorsement praises
You’ve lost important races
No, you’re in trouble
You’re in big trouble, too
I’m super pissed how you
Won’t give me your endorsement
Looks like you’ll need enforcement
Though superdelegates are pledged to me
The nominee might be…. a “He”
(spoken) Hillary, listen to me. Debbie Wasserman Schultz has got your back.
(sung) You can still be the first female President
Though Bernie is surging, for sure
You can still be the one who’s anointed…
(spoken) Damn straight.
(sung) I was ‘sposed to be a shoe-in…ha!
But – Hillary ain’t no shoe-in
America was Ready for Hillary
Had this nomination on lock
Now I could lose the whole thing to Bernie
And his tiny little…..bird
Ignore my ties to Wall Street
The lies I tell when I’m on the stump
Fall in line right now and watch me
Beating Donald Trump!
Don’t even try
You must be high
I’m gonna hold my ground
Surprising how you’ve been abandoned
You’ve even lost Susan Sarandon
(spoken) Obama, just endorse me.
I’ll nominate you to the Supreme Court, promise!
Aren’t you sad that you’re term-limited?
If I appoint you, you’d be set up there for life
Writing your opinions
Your far-left, black-robed minion
We’ll own this town again
Why would you try/I try
Don’t be that guy
You’d look great in that gown!
(spoken) Well? Is it a deal?
I hope you win it
But…I’m not endorsing you
(Sung) You’re spineless through and through
I really hope you get it
(And we don't live to regret it)
I hope you get it in the end
From this point on, you’re NOT my friend:
So if you care to find me
Look where my husband ain’t!
As someone told me lately:
"Panama Papers could be your Watergate!"
I might be flying solo
But it’s always been all about me
Now if you vote against me
My wrath will be set free
Ladies, don’t try
Lib’rals will fry
At the convention I’ll claim my crown!
I’ve done the time, I want my turn
And nobody who feels the Bern
Is ever gonna bring me down!
I hope you're happy!
Look at her, she wicked!
Bring me down!
No one mourns the wicked
So we've got to bring he