Donald Trump's personal security consultant Zimmer Ziezlow (Greg Hess) is here with a few tips on how to avoid confrontation like the big man himself in the latest episode of Trump Combat TV.
- March 20, 2018
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Zimmer Ziezlow: Greg Hess
Girlfriend: Jacey Naccarella
Attacker #1: Jayson Paul
Attacker #2: Brody King
WRITER/DIRECTOR: Andy Miara
WRITER: Greg Hess
EXECUTIVE PRODUCER: Kate Lilly
TALENT PRODUCER: Luke Esselen
PRODUCER: Jack Bradley
DP: Ryan Bender
MAKEUP: Brenna Haukedahl
SOUND MIXER: Stephen Harrod
PA: Rachel Nicole Kucharski
POST PRODUCER: Alex Parks
EDITOR: Salamo Manetti-Lax
VFX: Bryan Wieder
March 20, 2018
- [Voiceover] Ga-dish.
- Hey guys, what's up?
I'm Zimmer Ziezlow, best known as
Donald Trump's personal security consultant.
Over the years, Mr. Trump has relied on me
to solve thousands of personal security problems.
Now, for the first time, I'm sharing the unbelievable,
street-tested system I developed exclusively for Mr. Trump
with students and fans around the world.
Stop being afraid.
Start being a big, strong man like the most
powerful guy on Earth, Mr. Trump.
Hey guys, Zimmer Ziezlow here from TrumpCombatTV.com.
Today, we've got a very cool episode.
The number one question I get,
can we see President Trump
using some of these techniques in the real world.
The answer is yes.
We have a tape from Ohio in 2016,
and it is the subject of today's video breakdown.
(upbeat rock music)
So today, we're gonna analyze real footage of Mr. Trump
demonstrating a technique to quickly end a fight
by showing your attacker you're a defenseless coward
and not worth his time.
This is Dayton, Ohio.
It's actually freezing cold.
Mr. Trump isn't sweating.
He's actually secreting a protective mucus
just as a precaution.
Okay, here we go.
Wow, an attacker has jumped over the barricade.
Check out what Mr. Trump does.
This is a technique called cowering.
Mr. Trump has worked on this for years.
The point of this move is to signal to your opponent
that you are a gutless wimp
who is never gonna fight back, no matter what.
Let's start with his hand work.
You'll notice Mr. Trump grabs pathetically
at the coat sleeve of his bodyguard.
This is textbook cowering, really perfect form.
The little fingers are wiggling.
This is Mr. Trump letting the attacker know
he's a spineless panty-waist who'll go crying to his mother
at the first hint of danger.
Now let's go back to the beginning of the move, right here.
When most men are attacked, they have a fight instinct,
and that's what you have to overcome.
The second you think, oh maybe I could take this guy,
you are dead.
Instantly, you have to reveal yourself
to be a blubbering cream puff.
See how Trump does that here?
He makes it look so easy.
At this point, it's natural to want to look cool, or tough,
but see how Trump does the opposite.
They say that in a crisis, a man shows his true colors,
and it's really cool to see Trump use these techniques
to show what a complete, fucking pussy he really is.
Wow, guys, this is our leader.
Okay guys, I hope you liked that video.
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Next week, we're gonna talk about what to do
if a couple of tough guys try to
grab the female you're choking and rush her to safety.
Now you don't want to miss that.
As always, Trump Combat TV.
Stay safe and afraid.