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The Real Mitt Romney (to the tune of Eminem's The Real Slim Shady)

Written By: Reginald Hunte

Moderator Says:

May I have your attention please?

May I have your attention please?

Will the real Mitt Romney please stand up?

I repeat: will the real Mitt Romney please stand up?

We're gonna have a problem here

VERSE:

Y'all act like you never seen a flip flopper before

Jaws all on the floor, like damn, where's Romney's conservative core

Today I'm pro middle class, not like before

When I was on tour, pandering to extremists

I'm cutting PBS... "Ah, wait, no way, you're kidding, he didn't just say what I
think he did, did he?"

My running mate said... nothing he's doin' P90X, getting ripped in my
basement! (Ha-ha!)

Feminist women love Mi-it-tens (Etcha-etcha -- sketcha)

Big Bird, I'm sick of him

Look at him, walking around teaching poor kids and stuff

Singing his ABC's, "Yeah, but he's so cute though!"

Yeah, I'll probably give the filthiest rich people some tax loops

Did I say: I'd cut taxes straight across the board too?

Sometimes, I wanna get on TV and just spread truth, but can't

So I'm changing my stance on this point too:

"47 percent 47 percent,"

A bunch of moochers; that's what I said but not what I meant

A private joke I told to some donors, C'mon, I kid!

I respect the working class; I oftentimes leave a tip

Of course Obama Care when it's compared to Romney Care are the damn same

They both cover EVERYBODY don't they?

Did I say that on camera?

Well, that's not so scandalous

Hope my PR people can handle this

Laid off workers at Bain Capital; I let'um go

And that's the reason under my plan we will see job growth

And I'll repeal every bill... can I replace'um? No!

I'm for women's rights you know; not to get abortions though!

Chorus: (repeat 2X):

I'm Mitt Romney; yes I'm the real Romney

All those other Mitt Romneys are just me flip flopping

So won't the real Mitt Romney please stand up; please stand up; please stand
up!

Verse 2:

Barack don't have to lie on his record, to get elected

Well I do, so Fuck him, and Fuck you too!!!

You think I'm cherished by The Tea Party?

Right wing nuts, can't even stomach me, like me? Hardly!

...But Mitt, what if you win, would u feel weird?

Why, 'cause I lied, a few times to get me here?

I said the, Auto Bailout was a bad idea

Then when I saw it working notice I switch gears?

Reverend Sharpton, Ed, or Krystal Ball who's worse?

Let me deal with Mr. Lady Rachel Maddow first

Little trick put me on blast, all on TV

"I'll teach Mitt about sex in my MAN CAVE, he he."

I should have the Koch brothers purchase NBC

Chris Mathews' Hardball, replaced by Donald Trump TV

I'm, sick of your little liberal voices, all you do is annoy me

I have been programmed to destroy you

And there's a million robots just like

Who look like me, who flip as well as flop like me

Who dress like me, walk talk and act like me

Who just might be, the real Romney

Cause they're all me

CHORUS OUT!!!
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