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Jeff Sessions Wants Some Crack

This ranking Republican on the Judiciary Confirmation Committee wants to get up by getting down on some crack tonight.
 
 
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vohaul54

Sessions is a total douche bag.

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tstump

You are shitting right? What's "FAIR" about Crack or just fun and unfancy addicting Cocaine? A junkie user is a USER I don't give a sheet what kind of cocaine they use!!!! If my son WHERE EVER caught doing COCAINE...do you think I or any good parent would stop to ask what side of the tracks did you get that on and what kind is it??? WTF!!! Where do I get to ... more >

You are shitting right? What's "FAIR" about Crack or just fun and unfancy addicting Cocaine? A junkie user is a USER I don't give a sheet what kind of cocaine they use!!!! If my son WHERE EVER caught doing COCAINE...do you think I or any good parent would stop to ask what side of the tracks did you get that on and what kind is it??? WTF!!! Where do I get to vote for which kind I don't want my family on??? YA RIGHT!!!
Just in case there is any confusion...I DON'T GIVE A RAT PATOOTE IF THEY BOUGHT IT IN BEVERLY HILLS OR BUM F...OMG!!!!

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SD5150

@Hubris, they unfairly penalize crack cocaine users more that regular cocaine users. Which many people believe is a direct attack on lower income citizens while giving a lesser penalty for a white collar cocaine addict. Shit should be fair...thats all

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Figs

I hate crack heads as well!

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Hubris

Why would we reduce the penalties for crack cocaine? I hate crack heads.

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Amy4Birds

Freud would have a field day.

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Kuhndog

explains why nothing gets done in the Government.

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CaptDope

thank you Senator, i appreciate it.

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sofaking

That was pretty funny. He seemed to take it in stride.

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