Jeff Sessions Wants Some Crack

This ranking Republican on the Judiciary Confirmation Committee wants to get up by getting down on some crack tonight.

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Description: This ranking Republican on the Judiciary Confirmation Committee wants to get up by getting down on some crack tonight.

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