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Judd Apatow: Hi, I'm Hollywood's
funnyman Judd Apatow,
Judd Apatow: and I'm not worried
about climate change at all.
Judd Apatow: I mean, you should
be worried but I'm not,
Judd Apatow: because I've spent most of
my adult life preparing for a future
Judd Apatow: of rising sea levels,
spiking global temperatures,
Judd Apatow: and a food system that won't
be able to sustain all human life.
Judd Apatow: 97% of climate scientist agree
that climate change is a serious threat,
Judd Apatow: and if we don't take action things
could get real bad, real fast.
Judd Apatow: So in preparation for our
post apocalyptic future
Judd Apatow: I've taken a few critical
steps to protect myself.
Judd Apatow: For instance, I paid a German
surgeon $10 million dollars to
Judd Apatow: implant fish gills all over my
body so I can breathe underwater.
Judd Apatow: And here's the
crazy thing, it works.
Judd Apatow: And what else did I do?
Judd Apatow: Well, Apatow Productions
has partnered with Elon Musk
Judd Apatow: and the fine people at SpaceX
to create the world's first
Judd Apatow: comedy production
studio on Mars.
Judd Apatow: So even if the world
goes to hell, I can keep
Judd Apatow: churning out inappropriate
but heartfelt hits like next year's
Judd Apatow: They Met On Snapchat staring
Ken Jeong and
Chris Mintz-Plasse.
Judd Apatow: Finally, a few years back,
I swam to the bottom of
Lake Michigan
Judd Apatow: and planted a flag
on the surface bed.
Judd Apatow: When the water wars come
and water becomes currency,
Judd Apatow: I own water.
Judd Apatow: I'll be the Mark Zuckerberg
of Lake Apatow.
Judd Apatow: That's right.
It's Lake Apatow now.
Judd Apatow: How was I able to swim all the
way to the bottom of Lake Apatow?
Judd Apatow: Gills. It's all
about the gills.
Judd Apatow: So if you have the gills like me,
my family and my team of agents
Judd Apatow: and publicists of lawyers, you
have nothing to worry about.
Judd Apatow: If you don't, then make sure
you get out and vote,
Judd Apatow: because believe it or not,
voting is easier than getting gills.
Judd Apatow: Climate change is real.
It's happening now,
and poses one of the
Judd Apatow: greatest threats to
our very existence.
Judd Apatow: So get involved, come join Funny or Die,
and the environmental group
Judd Apatow: NRDC Action Fund at
VoteClimatePledge.org
Judd Apatow: were you can pledge your vote to
stop climate change on election day.
Judd Apatow: And if you don't sign the
pledge, well then I guess
Judd Apatow: I'll see you in space where
I will be hard at work on
Judd Apatow: This Is 40 Light Years.
Judd Apatow: That's not a bad idea,
Judd Apatow: because they could be in space
and they're like a family and--
Judd Apatow: Can someone
write that down?
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