Billy on the Street: DEATH ROGEN! With Seth Rogen
- November 28, 2016
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November 28, 2016
Billy Eichner: Hey guys, it's Billy.
I'm out here on the streets of
Billy Eichner: New York today for a very special
lightening round with a very special guest
Billy Eichner: Academy Award winner,
Billy Eichner: Now this lightening round is one that
I like to call Lupita Nyong'o, Bring the Pain.
Billy Eichner: Lupita Nyong'o is known as one of
our finest young actresses,
Billy Eichner: but now she wants to branch
out into a half hour comedy special.
Billy Eichner: So, we're going to hit the streets
and Lupita is going to perform
Billy Eichner: various bits and rants from other
people's half hour comedy specials,
Billy Eichner: and we're going to see what the people
on the streets of New York have to say.
Billy Eichner: This is Lupita Nyong'o,
Bring the Pain.
- Are you ready Lupita?
- Let's go.
- Let's go!
- Miss, Lupita Nyong'o.
- Hi, can I perform for you?
Billy Eichner: Can she perform for you?
She's trying out some comedy.
- OK. This is from Bob Saget.
Lupita Nyong'o: You like the type of guy who would go
into a petting zoo at 2:00 in the morning.
Lupita Nyong'o: Never [bleep] a goat.
I don't know you, but I'm telling you
Lupita Nyong'o: never [bleep] a goat.
Don't [bleep] a goat.
Lupita Nyong'o: Do you hear me son?
Lupita Nyong'o: Want to know why?
Because a goat will eat a tin can.
Lupita Nyong'o: They'll eat [bleep] junk.
And they will eat your junk, ride off,
Lupita Nyong'o: and you'll be junkless,
and you will have nothing.
Lupita Nyong'o: Please, please, never
[bleep] a goat.
- Do you understand?
- It's good advice.
- Bob Saget.
Billy Eichner: Yeah, she wants a half hour
comedy show on HBO or Netflix.
- Would you watch that?
- ...she won the Oscar.
- Yes. Congratulations.
Billy Eichner: Yes! Thank you! It's about time!
We've been waiting 10 minutes!
- Ladies, this is Lupita Nyong'o.
- Oh, hi.
Billy Eichner: Yes, yes,
Years a Slave.
- [huge gasp]
- Oh my God.
- Yes! Yes!
Billy Eichner: Yes! Yes!
She won the Oscar.
- Whoa. Can I take a picture?
- No you can't!
Billy Eichner: But look, what you can do is
she's trying out comedy material.
Billy Eichner: Will you listen to it?
She wants to do a half hour
Billy Eichner: comedy special for Netflix.
- Uh... OK.
- OK. This is from Louis C.K.
Lupita Nyong'o: I love to [bleep].
It's my favorite thing.
Lupita Nyong'o: I don't know why they call it number 2.
I think it's easily the best one.
Lupita Nyong'o: In my book,
it's number one.
Billy Eichner: - OK...
- OK, thank you!
Billy Eichner: Thank you very much.
Billy Eichner: Sir, it's Lupita Nyong'o.
- Lupita Nyong'o right here.
- I'm an actress.
- She's an actress.
- Again, she's trying out
Billy Eichner: material for a comedy special.
Do you mind hearing it?
- OK. Here we go. Yes.
- This is Andrew Dice Clay.
- I'm trying to be funny, OK?
blind mice. See how they run.
Where the [bleep] are they going?
- That's not funny.
- OK. Alright. Let's go.
Billy Eichner: Excuse me sir.
Excuse me sir.
Billy Eichner: Miss, it's Lupita Nyong'o.
- Hi, I'm an actress.
- I know who you are.
- Yes, she won an Oscar.
- What is this for?
Billy Eichner: OK, so, Lupita is trying out some comedy.
She's doing her first stand-up act.
Billy Eichner: Do you mind
listening for a second?
- OK, here we go. Here we go.
Lupita Nyong'o: This is Andrew Dice Clay.
Lupita Nyong'o: There was an old lady
who lived in a shoe.
Lupita Nyong'o: She had so many children
her uterus fell out. Oooh!
- [giggling] It's OK.
- Why yes! Yes!
- Would you watch that special?
Billy Eichner: OK. Did you like it?
It didn't hit
me that much.
Billy Eichner: Oh my God--
Lupita let's go.
Billy Eichner: Sir, for a dollar it's Lupita Nyong'o,
I don't think so.
I'm busy, going to meet somebody, so--
Billy Eichner: OK, but can you hear her?
She's trying out some stand-up,
- very quick OK?
- I'm just trying to be funny.
Billy Eichner: Yeah, yeah.
Here we go.
Billy Eichner: Here we go.
This is Daniel Tosh.
Lupita Nyong'o: I hate you Google.
You cause a lot of the problems
Lupita Nyong'o: in my relationship.
I share a computer with my girlfriend,
Lupita Nyong'o: and she would
look up anything.
Lupita Nyong'o: I'm going to look up apples today.
She just hits "A"
Lupita Nyong'o: and-- it's Asian
[bleep] porn instantly.
Lupita Nyong'o: Google is like,
"I'll take it from here.
Lupita Nyong'o: I know exactly what
you're looking for."
Lupita Nyong'o: Well, every time you hit "A"
it's Asian ass porn. Google!
I don't like Google either.
...I don't like computers at all.
Billy Eichner: Exactly, there you go. Thank you.
So you relate to her work?
- I certainly do.
- Here's your dollar.
Billy Eichner: Here's your dollar.
You're going to watch her comedy special?
Uh, no. We're going to
go see Jersey Boys.
Billy Eichner: Jersey Boy--
[bleep] Jersey Boys!
Billy Eichner: Miss, do you want to see
Lupita Nyong'o try out her new material?
I gotta get to
a piano lesson--
Billy Eichner: No-no, not a piano lesson.
No, she's trying out some new
- comedy material.
- No, I have to be there--
Billy Eichner: Please. No,
but this is Bob Saget.
I can't, I can't--
I really can't be late.
Billy Eichner: Why yes you can! It's a
[bleep] piano! It ain't cancer!
Billy Eichner: Sir, do you want to see
Lupita Nyong'o do her stand-up?
- Certainly not.
- She's Lupita Nyong'o.
- I like-- I like a private life.
- Excuse me. She has an Oscar.
- I'm just trying to be funny.
Billy Eichner: Yeah, she's trying
to branch out.
- Look how beautiful she is.
- Oh, she's attractive, I agree,
- but I'm not interested.
- She was in 12 Years a Slave.
Get your microphone--
I don't give a [bleep]!
Billy Eichner: Wow!