Blood Pong (a short film)
Chad and John aren't your average vampires. They don't talk in sexy accents, they don't wear capes, they don't fall in love with klutzy girls named Bella, and--wait, what? No, no, of... more »
Chad and John aren't your average vampires. They don't talk in sexy accents, they don't wear capes, they don't fall in love with klutzy girls named Bella, and--wait, what? No, no, of course they don't sparkle, what the fuck? But what they do do... is play blood pong. When they run of of blood, however, they need to act like real vampires for a change and go on a hunt. Written and directed by Patrick Shand (Ultimate Couples Therapy; Buffyverse Comic Reviews) and starring Patrick Shand and Steven Wisnowski (Whatz Good Studios), this short film takes aim at the state of horror today. No Eli Roth will go unPWNed, no neck will be left unravished, and no blood pong game will be left unwon. « less
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WRITTEN & DIRECTED BY: Patrick Shand / STARRING: Patrick Shand as John the Vampire, Steven Wisnowski as Chad the Vampire, Joe Vono as the Douchey Boyfriend, Laura M. as Chick, Chris Halton as Dead "Bill Haverchuck" Body
WRITTEN & DIRECTED BY: Patrick Shand / STARRING: Patrick Shand as John the Vampire, Steven Wisnowski as Chad the Vampire, Joe Vono as the Douchey Boyfriend, Laura M. as Chick, Chris Halton as Dead "Bill Haverchuck" Body
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Chad and John aren't your average vampires. They don't talk in sexy accents, they don't wear capes, they don't fall in love with klutzy girls named Bella, and--wait, what? No, no, of course they don't sparkle, what the fuck? But what they do do... is play blood pong. When they run of of blood, however, they need to act like real vampires for a change and go on a hunt. Written and directed by Patrick Shand (Ultimate Couples Therapy; Buffyverse Comic Reviews) and starring Patrick Shand and Steven Wisnowski (Whatz Good Studios), this short film takes aim at the state of horror today. No Eli Roth will go unPWNed, no neck will be left unravished, and no blood pong game will be left unwon.
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