Censor Bars

Have you ever wanted to go streaking but the cops wouldn't let you? Have you ever walked in on your parents when they were doing the nasty? Then we have the product for you!

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Description: Have you ever wanted to go streaking but the cops wouldn't let you? Have you ever walked in on your parents when they were doing the nasty? Then we have the product for you!

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Keywords: censor bars Have You Ever The Cops Sean Keller Censor Commercial Spoof Naked Streaking Nudity Fake

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ANNOUNCER
Hello there Timmy! Have you ever wanted to go streaking but the cops wouldn't let you?

Timmy nods.

ANNOUNCER
Have you ever walked in on your parents when they were doing the nasty?

Timmy nods.

TIMMY
Why, golly minster... yes!

ANNOUNCER
Then we have the product for you.

Timmy swings his arms around like a wacky waving inflatable arm flailing tube man.

ANNOUNCER
Censor Bars! The Bars that Censor!

TIMMY
Censor Bars? What's that?

A black paper with the white wording "Censored" appears in Timmy's hand.

ANNOUNCER
Well Timmy, try it out for yourself.

Timmy's clothes suddenly disappears making him naked. He quickly covers himself up.

TIMMY
Awesome!

Music begins. Timmy runs around naked with only a Censor Bar. The words "Do Not Attempt. Professional Nudist" appears as he does so.

Timmy sits on a ledge with two censor bars.

ANNOUNCER
And if you order now, we'll send in a second vertical one for free. Just call 1-800-4-Censor. Again, 1-800-4-Censor.

Timmy is standing on a ledge.

TIMMY
I love Censor Bars!

ANNOUNCER
Call now.