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Have you ever wanted to go streaking but the cops wouldn't let you? Have you ever...
Have you ever wanted to go streaking but the cops wouldn't let you? Have you ever walked in on your parents when they were doing the nasty? Then we have the product for you!
Published July 02, 2009
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Joe Tapangco, Sean Keller, and Joe Felix.
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Published July 02, 2009
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Have You Ever
Hello there Timmy! Have you ever wanted to go streaking but the cops wouldn't let you?
Have you ever walked in on your parents when they were doing the nasty?
Why, golly minster... yes!
Then we have the product for you.
Timmy swings his arms around like a wacky waving inflatable arm flailing tube man.
Censor Bars! The Bars that Censor!
Censor Bars? What's that?
A black paper with the white wording "Censored" appears in Timmy's hand.
Well Timmy, try it out for yourself.
Timmy's clothes suddenly disappears making him naked. He quickly covers himself up.
Music begins. Timmy runs around naked with only a Censor Bar. The words "Do Not Attempt. Professional Nudist" appears as he does so.
Timmy sits on a ledge with two censor bars.
And if you order now, we'll send in a second vertical one for free. Just call 1-800-4-Censor. Again, 1-800-4-Censor.
Timmy is standing on a ledge.
I love Censor Bars!
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