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Have you ever wanted to go streaking but the cops wouldn't let you? Have you ever walked in on your parents when they were doing the nasty? Then we have the product for you!

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Description: Have you ever wanted to go streaking but the cops wouldn't let you? Have you ever walked in on your parents when they were doing the nasty? Then we have the product for you!

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ANNOUNCER

Hello there Timmy! Have you ever wanted to go streaking but the cops wouldn't let you?

Timmy nods.

ANNOUNCER

Have you ever walked in on your parents when they were doing the nasty?

Timmy nods.

TIMMY

Why, golly minster... yes!

ANNOUNCER

Then we have the product for you.

Timmy swings his arms around like a wacky waving inflatable arm flailing tube man.

ANNOUNCER

Censor Bars! The Bars that Censor!

TIMMY

Censor Bars? What's that?

A black paper with the white wording "Censored" appears in Timmy's hand.

ANNOUNCER

Well Timmy, try it out for yourself.

Timmy's clothes suddenly disappears making him naked. He quickly covers himself up.

TIMMY

Awesome!

Music begins. Timmy runs around naked with only a Censor Bar. The words "Do Not Attempt. Professional Nudist" appears as he does so.

Timmy sits on a ledge with two censor bars.

ANNOUNCER

And if you order now, we'll send in a second vertical one for free. Just call 1-800-4-Censor. Again, 1-800-4-Censor.

Timmy is standing on a ledge.

TIMMY

I love Censor Bars!

ANNOUNCER

Call now.

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