WHACKO-TV BASEBALL CAPS FOR AMERICA

Description: Scotch comes from Scotland. Champagne comes from France. Tequila comes from Mexico. But where do baseball caps come from? Well, right now, it looks like China. BASEBALL, an American invention, has been sublimated by the wave of outsourcing that has weakened America. When everyone is saying JOBS JOBS JOBS, the answer is sitting on the top of your head. We need to pass the American Baseball Cap Act and declare that no baseball hat should be sold in these United States of America that isn’t made in the USA. Hey, it’s a start USA USA USDA. And the ‘last newspaper reader’ agrees with our WHACKO-TV stance.