Each and every day, millions of hours of content go unwatched.
The internet videos your aunt sends you,
obscure channels that cable companies force you to pay for in bundles,
and it all gets dumped into our beautiful oceans.
It's careless, wasteful, and it needs to stop.
The Uncle Crafting Network, the Dutch Poetry Channel,
High-Li TV, everything you pay for, subscribe to or follow, but don't
consume is out there floating in our oceans,
and it's choking the baby sea turtles. It's also choking baby seals...
choking baby dolphins, choking um...
What's the one that's the dolphin...
the mahi-mahi. What I'm saying is that
guys we need to stop
all this choking. Oh yeah, did I also mention all the adult versions of
those baby animals that are choking. Well, they are also choking.
When will we learn?
When will we take a stand?
Until cable companies stop forcing us to pay for cable channels that we don't
give a shit about, there are going to be a lot of dead sea creatures out there.
I pay for a hundred channels, I watch 20 of them, and barely that many.
There's like 4 channels for country music fans. 8 channels for women.
I'm neither of those. Stop tying all of my channels into a bundle, and making
me have them. Here's what I want bundled, my sticks, my laundry, my fun,
and that's it.
I'm just getting a little hogged off about it...
So sign up today to help with the clean up effort. Let's get all of this unwatched
content out of our oceans, and back into our empty brains
where it belongs. We'll even donate some of the unwatched content
to those starved for content in Africa.
So please, call now.