Be Biblical and STILL Hate the Poor and Darkies!
An Angel of God delivered a NEW SACRED TEXT to me one recent night when my medications were not working. I have spent much time translating them into a NEWLY-REVEALED WORD of GOD! It... more »
An Angel of God delivered a NEW SACRED TEXT to me one recent night when my medications were not working. I have spent much time translating them into a NEWLY-REVEALED WORD of GOD! It worked for the Mormons, so I'm hoping YOU will buy into it as well! READ how all that "love thy neighbor" stuff is BUNK! READ how all that "whatsoever you do to the least of my brothers" crap is CRAP! Now you CAN climb up the ladder of success by stepping on the faces of others AND still call yourself Christian -- and do it LEGITIMATELY!
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Bill Schmalfeldt
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An Angel of God delivered a NEW SACRED TEXT to me one recent night when my medications were not working. I have spent much time translating them into a NEWLY-REVEALED WORD of GOD! It worked for the Mormons, so I'm hoping YOU will buy into it as well! READ how all that "love thy neighbor" stuff is BUNK! READ how all that "whatsoever you do to the least of my brothers" crap is CRAP! Now you CAN climb up the ladder of success by stepping on the faces of others AND still call yourself Christian -- and do it LEGITIMATELY!
Wanna see HOW? Watch the video.
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