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WEBVTT 1 00:00:01.000 --> 00:00:15.000 [music playing] 2 00:00:16.000 --> 00:00:25.000 <v Newt Gingrich> Rasha fasha naishi, nacho majo si. Limoso racho borati, ela jinxdow mou. 3 00:00:26.000 --> 00:00:30.000 <v Newt Gingrich> Rick James knew what I like. He parties with elephant money. Then, the dodo disappeared. And I spent the cash. 4 00:00:31.000 --> 00:00:34.000 <v Newt Gingrich> [beep] happens. You can't bluff mule drivers. 5 00:00:35.000 --> 00:00:37.000 <v Newt Gingrich> 'Sup with the fruit panties? You hatin' on me? 6 00:00:38.000 --> 00:00:40.000 <v Newt Gingrich> I wanna crump, but don't wanna push it. 7 00:00:41.000 --> 00:00:49.000 <v Newt Gingrich> Last night I'm t the pub just soakin' it in, and a midget comes in and he's messed up, and he just wants us to come up with a plan of somethin'. 8 00:00:50.000 --> 00:00:56.000 <v Newt Gingrich> That girl was meow. She tried on her frilly panties and just made so much wood. 9 00:00:57.000 --> 00:00:59.000 <v Newt Gingrich> I will strip for wildflowers. And a basket of peaches. 10 00:01:00.000 --> 00:01:03.000 <v Newt Gingrich> Who rattled the fish? Tell the truth. 11 00:01:04.000 --> 00:01:08.000 <v Newt Gingrich> Lets chump people. Aw man, if a bar at a baby's doo rag shirt thing, I'm gonna get a reaction. 12 00:01:09.000 --> 00:01:11.000 <v Newt Gingrich> We'll have parties every night, 'kay? 13 00:01:12.000 --> 00:01:14.000 <v Newt Gingrich> And how come you started dripping? Just what John Mayer said. 14 00:01:15.000 --> 00:01:18.000 <v Newt Gingrich> A vagrant humped a tree, but figured out what kind of wood he liked to hold. 15 00:01:19.000 --> 00:01:26.000 <v Newt Gingrich> I think it'd be cool to get four porpoises, a wet Nigerian, and do the merry lunch limbo, that'd be a bad ass mission. 16 00:01:27.000 --> 00:01:28.000 <v Newt Gingrich> I want to impeach Ronald Reagan. 17 00:01:29.000 --> 00:01:36.000 <v Newt Gingrich> Hairy chests destroy our power, and I went poo poo in the egg salad. Oh Mary, Oh my gosh, oh wait, that's not... 18 00:01:37.000 --> 00:01:38.000 <v Mitt Romney> [giggles] 19 00:01:38.000 --> 00:01:42.000 <v Newt Gingrich> ...what I wanted to say. Umm, cancer. [snorts and clears throat]. 20 00:01:43.000 --> 00:01:44.000 <v Herman Cain> [giggles] 21 00:01:45.000 --> 00:01:48.000 <v Newt Gingrich> [clears throat] 22 00:01:49.000 --> 00:01:50.000 <v Newt Gingrich> Can't think when you're [beep] high. 23 00:01:51.000 --> 00:01:53.000 <v Newt Gingrich> Be cool, okay? 24 00:01:54.000 --> 00:01:59.000 [music playing]