"NEWT GINGRICH" — a Bad Lip Reading Soundbite
"Hairy chests destroy our power..."
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"Hairy chests destroy our power..."
Patience is overrated...
Patience is overrated...
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<v Newt Gingrich> Rasha fasha naishi, nacho majo si. Limoso racho borati, ela jinxdow mou.
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<v Newt Gingrich> Rick James knew what I like. He parties with elephant money. Then, the dodo disappeared. And I spent the cash.
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<v Newt Gingrich> [beep] happens. You can't bluff mule drivers.
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<v Newt Gingrich> 'Sup with the fruit panties? You hatin' on me?
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<v Newt Gingrich> I wanna crump, but don't wanna push it.
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<v Newt Gingrich> Last night I'm t the pub just soakin' it in, and a midget comes in and he's messed up, and he just wants us to come up with a plan of somethin'.
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<v Newt Gingrich> That girl was meow. She tried on her frilly panties and just made so much wood.
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<v Newt Gingrich> I will strip for wildflowers. And a basket of peaches.
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<v Newt Gingrich> Who rattled the fish? Tell the truth.
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<v Newt Gingrich> Lets chump people. Aw man, if a bar at a baby's doo rag shirt thing, I'm gonna get a reaction.
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<v Newt Gingrich> We'll have parties every night, 'kay?
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<v Newt Gingrich> And how come you started dripping? Just what John Mayer said.
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<v Newt Gingrich> A vagrant humped a tree, but figured out what kind of wood he liked to hold.
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<v Newt Gingrich> I think it'd be cool to get four porpoises, a wet Nigerian, and do the merry lunch limbo, that'd be a bad ass mission.
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<v Newt Gingrich> I want to impeach Ronald Reagan.
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<v Newt Gingrich> Hairy chests destroy our power, and I went poo poo in the egg salad. Oh Mary, Oh my gosh, oh wait, that's not...
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<v Mitt Romney> [giggles]
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<v Newt Gingrich> ...what I wanted to say. Umm, cancer. [snorts and clears throat].
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<v Herman Cain> [giggles]
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<v Newt Gingrich> [clears throat]
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<v Newt Gingrich> Can't think when you're [beep] high.
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<v Newt Gingrich> Be cool, okay?
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Funny or Die Exclusives
- Be cool...
- I think it would be cool to get four porpoises, a wet nigerian, and do the Mary Lunch Limbo. That would be a badass mission. Hahaha.
- these are hilarious.
- I love these bad lip reading clips there are a few to share....
- not funny + stupid = Die
- Now I want John Mayer to write a song called "How come you started dripping?"
- Heeeheeeheeeeee!!!!!!!!
- Newt Gingrich wants to impeach Ronald Reagan.
- So so funny!
- Be cool, okay?
- Damn it, Newt! I rattled the fish. How did you know?!
- My friend just met a cutest girl on-- CasualLoving dot c'0m--.it's where for men and women looking for intimate encounters. It's a nice place for people who wanna to start a short-term relationship....no bounds or extremes in front of true love.
- "I would strip for wildflowers, a basket of peaches..." It's funny because during debates and interviews he also comes out with things just as useful intelligent and meaningful.
- Makes marginally more sense in this version.
- LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
- oh wow, this makes politics so. . . different
- WTF
- He is actually a better person when what he said make no sense at all
- I actually dislike him less now.....(and don't eat the egg salad)
- This is the funniest thing I have ever seen
- This sucked BUT the last ten seconds were FUNNY.
- bah bah haha
- Don't watch this at work - you CANNOT keep from laughing. I had to pause it several times to compose myself!
- This is fun.
- Awesome.
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