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"Hairy chests destroy our power..."
Published December 13, 2011 1.7m views Immortal More Info »
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Published December 13, 2011

[music playing]
Newt Gingrich: Rasha fasha naishi, nacho majo si. Limoso racho borati, ela jinxdow mou.
Newt Gingrich: Rick James knew what I like. He parties with elephant money. Then, the dodo disappeared. And I spent the cash.
Newt Gingrich: [beep] happens. You can't bluff mule drivers.
Newt Gingrich: 'Sup with the fruit panties? You hatin' on me?
Newt Gingrich: I wanna crump, but don't wanna push it.
Newt Gingrich: Last night I'm t the pub just soakin' it in, and a midget comes in and he's messed up, and he just wants us to come up with a plan of somethin'.
Newt Gingrich: That girl was meow. She tried on her frilly panties and just made so much wood.
Newt Gingrich: I will strip for wildflowers. And a basket of peaches.
Newt Gingrich: Who rattled the fish? Tell the truth.
Newt Gingrich: Lets chump people. Aw man, if a bar at a baby's doo rag shirt thing, I'm gonna get a reaction.
Newt Gingrich: We'll have parties every night, 'kay?
Newt Gingrich: And how come you started dripping? Just what John Mayer said.
Newt Gingrich: A vagrant humped a tree, but figured out what kind of wood he liked to hold.
Newt Gingrich: I think it'd be cool to get four porpoises, a wet Nigerian, and do the merry lunch limbo, that'd be a bad ass mission.
Newt Gingrich: I want to impeach Ronald Reagan.
Newt Gingrich: Hairy chests destroy our power, and I went poo poo in the egg salad. Oh Mary, Oh my gosh, oh wait, that's not...
Mitt Romney: [giggles]
Newt Gingrich: ...what I wanted to say. Umm, cancer. [snorts and clears throat].
Herman Cain: [giggles]
Newt Gingrich: [clears throat]
Newt Gingrich: Can't think when you're [beep] high.
Newt Gingrich: Be cool, okay?
[music playing]

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