Dear Britney Spears & Chris Crocker

Chris Crocker had it all wrong about Britney Spears... and Nick Spears is here to speak for all of us. Her performance at the MTV... more >

Chris Crocker had it all wrong about Britney Spears... and Nick Spears is here to speak for all of us. Her performance at the MTV Video Music Awards or VMA&#39;s, only made us more confident in our opinion, that she is a bald freak of a pop star that would make Michael Jackson sink in his chair in his freezing chamber. Kevin Federline was the most normal thing that Britney had going in her freak show of a career. As for Chris Crocker, well, I wish him the best, and I hope he&#39;s putting us all on, but David Spade called, and wants his little sister back. xoxo, Nick Spears of LurkSquad < less