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Published July 28, 2014 65k views More Info »

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(intro dubstep music plays)

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>: HEY GUYS IT'S RAYVIS T
HERE, POPFIZZTV.

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WE'RE HERE AT SAN DIEGO
COMIC-CON. LET'S SEE

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WHAT THESE WEIRDOS AND
NERDS ARE UP TO HUH. C'MON.

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(electro dubstep music plays)

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HEY, WE'RE HERE WITH
A STEAMPUNK. I GOT A

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COUPLE OF WRINKLES IN
MY BALLS, CAN YOU STEAM THOSE

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OUT?
>: NOT TODAY, I'M SORRY.

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>: HOW MANY NERDS YOU
GONNA TAKE BACK TO THE

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HOTEL APRIL?
>: N-NONE. NONE.

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>: YO, CAN I GET YOUR NUMBER?
>: NO.

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>: THEN CAN I TOUCH
YOUR BOOBS THEN?
>: NO.

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>: HEY WE'RE HERE WITH DORKY
ASS CAPTAIN AMERICA.

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HEY, DID THEY NOT THAW YOUR
DICK OUT WHEN THEY THAWED YOU OUT

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BECAUSE THEY KNEW THAT
YOU WOULDN'T BE USING IT?

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>: WHAT ARE YOU DOING MAN?
>: I JUST WANT TO KNOW IF

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THEY THAWED YOUR DICK
OUT CAPTAIN AMERICA. (chuckles)

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>: WE HAD THIS WHOLE
CONVERSATION LAST YEAR. YOU

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DID THIS SAME THING WHERE
YOU ASKED ME ABOUT MY DICK.

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THIS IS YOUR JOB?
THIS IS YOUR LEGACY -
THIS IS WHAT

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YOU'RE GOING TO LEAVE
TO THE WORLD?
THIS IS, WHAT

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YOU'RE DOING? THIS IS WHAT

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YOU'RE TAKING THE
ONE LIFE YOU GET,
AND SPENDING IT ON?

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WHAT'S FUNNY ABOUT THIS?
LIKE I DON'T GET--

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LIKE I'M JUST HERE HAVING
A GOOD TIME, LIKE I DON'T

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EVEN REALLY GET THE JOKE.

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(dubstep music begins to fade in)

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>: OH, RAYVIS T. AREN'T YOU A LITTLE
SHORT FOR A GHOSTBUSTER?

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>: NEVER HEARD THAT
BEFORE IN MY LIFE.

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>: YOU DESIGNED THE
DARTH VADER CAR?
>: YES, I DID.

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I-I'M BRIAN BENEDICT.
I'M THE LEAD DESIGNER FOR

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HOT WHEELS ENTERTAINMENT DIECAST,
AND I DESIGNED THE CAR YOU SEE HERE.

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>: ...AND I'M A PIECE OF SHIT.

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AY, RAYVIS T. SO...

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YOU'RE A NERD?
>: UH, NO.

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NOT REALLY.
>: YOU'RE PROBABLY NOT.

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(sad piano instrumental plays)

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>: (male's voice):
WHAT'S GOING ON IN YOUR
HEAD RIGHT NOW?

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>: (RAYVIS T): I DON'T KNOW I... (stammers)

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I THOUGHT ALL THIS-- ALL THE STUFF
THAT WE'RE DOING MAN, I DON'T KNOW.

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>: WHAT STUFF ARE
WE TALKING ABOUT?

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>: (RAYVIS T):...THESE GUYS--

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>: HOW LONG HAVE YOU
BEEN DOING THIS FOR?

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>: UH, I PROBABLY ONLY HAVE
BEEN DOING THIS FOR 3 MONTHS.

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>: YEAH, I'VE BEEN DOING
THIS FOR 5 YEARS. I TRIED

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TO BE A FILMMAKER WHEN I
CAME OUT HERE, AND I HAVEN'T

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WRITTEN ONE PAGE,
AND I'VE JUST BEEN DOING THESE

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COMIC-CONS THINGS YO, AND I WAS LIKE--

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>: (FEMALE VOICE):
CAN'T YOU JUST TRY TO BE
A BETTER PERSON?

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>: (CAPTAIN AMERICA GUY):
THIS IS WHAT YOU'RE TAKING

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THE ONE LIFE YOU GET,
AND SPENDING IT ON?

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>: HA-HA, I HOPE YOU
ENJOYED THAT 6TH ANNUAL

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EDITION COMIC-CON VIDEO.
YOU CAN CHECK THE BOX

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BEHIND THE SCENES OUT RIGHT HERE,
AND MY VLOG RIGHT

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OVER HERE. AND NOW,
WE'LL BE BACK WITH MORE ME VERSUS

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ME NEXT WEEK SO SHOW UP
WITH ME IF YOU WANT TO

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FIGHT WITH ME IN
THE COMMENTS. WE OUT.

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(dubstep music plays out)

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