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PopFizzTV's Rayvis T takes to the floor at San Diego Comic Con to talk to the nerds,... more »
Published July 28, 2014 66k views More Info »

(intro dubstep music plays)

> HEY GUYS IT'S RAYVIS T
HERE, POPFIZZTV.
WE'RE HERE AT SAN DIEGO
COMIC-CON. LET'S SEE
WHAT THESE WEIRDOS AND
NERDS ARE UP TO HUH. C'MON.
(electro dubstep music plays)
HEY, WE'RE HERE WITH
A STEAMPUNK. I GOT A
COUPLE OF WRINKLES IN
MY BALLS, CAN YOU STEAM THOSE
OUT?

> NOT TODAY, I'M SORRY.

> HOW MANY NERDS YOU
GONNA TAKE BACK TO THE
HOTEL APRIL?

> N-NONE. NONE.

> YO, CAN I GET YOUR NUMBER?

> NO.

> THEN CAN I TOUCH
YOUR BOOBS THEN?

> NO.

> HEY WE'RE HERE WITH DORKY
ASS CAPTAIN AMERICA.
HEY, DID THEY NOT THAW YOUR
DICK OUT WHEN THEY THAWED YOU OUT
BECAUSE THEY KNEW THAT
YOU WOULDN'T BE USING IT?

> WHAT ARE YOU DOING MAN?

> I JUST WANT TO KNOW IF
THEY THAWED YOUR DICK
OUT CAPTAIN AMERICA. (chuckles)

> WE HAD THIS WHOLE
CONVERSATION LAST YEAR. YOU
DID THIS SAME THING WHERE
YOU ASKED ME ABOUT MY DICK.
THIS IS YOUR JOB?
THIS IS YOUR LEGACY -
THIS IS WHAT
YOU'RE GOING TO LEAVE
TO THE WORLD?
THIS IS, WHAT
YOU'RE DOING? THIS IS WHAT
YOU'RE TAKING THE
ONE LIFE YOU GET,
AND SPENDING IT ON?
WHAT'S FUNNY ABOUT THIS?
LIKE I DON'T GET--
LIKE I'M JUST HERE HAVING
A GOOD TIME, LIKE I DON'T
EVEN REALLY GET THE JOKE.
(dubstep music begins to fade in)

> OH, RAYVIS T. AREN'T YOU A LITTLE
SHORT FOR A GHOSTBUSTER?

> NEVER HEARD THAT
BEFORE IN MY LIFE.

> YOU DESIGNED THE
DARTH VADER CAR?

> YES, I DID.
I-I'M BRIAN BENEDICT.
I'M THE LEAD DESIGNER FOR
HOT WHEELS ENTERTAINMENT DIECAST,
AND I DESIGNED THE CAR YOU SEE HERE.

> ...AND I'M A PIECE OF SHIT.
AY, RAYVIS T. SO...
YOU'RE A NERD?

> UH, NO.
NOT REALLY.

> YOU'RE PROBABLY NOT.
(sad piano instrumental plays)

> (male's voice):
WHAT'S GOING ON IN YOUR
HEAD RIGHT NOW?

> (RAYVIS T): I DON'T KNOW I... (stammers)
I THOUGHT ALL THIS-- ALL THE STUFF
THAT WE'RE DOING MAN, I DON'T KNOW.

> WHAT STUFF ARE
WE TALKING ABOUT?

> (RAYVIS T):...THESE GUYS--

> HOW LONG HAVE YOU
BEEN DOING THIS FOR?

> UH, I PROBABLY ONLY HAVE
BEEN DOING THIS FOR 3 MONTHS.

> YEAH, I'VE BEEN DOING
THIS FOR 5 YEARS. I TRIED
TO BE A FILMMAKER WHEN I
CAME OUT HERE, AND I HAVEN'T
WRITTEN ONE PAGE,
AND I'VE JUST BEEN DOING THESE
COMIC-CONS THINGS YO, AND I WAS LIKE--

> (FEMALE VOICE):
CAN'T YOU JUST TRY TO BE
A BETTER PERSON?

> (CAPTAIN AMERICA GUY):
THIS IS WHAT YOU'RE TAKING
THE ONE LIFE YOU GET,
AND SPENDING IT ON?

> HA-HA, I HOPE YOU
ENJOYED THAT 6TH ANNUAL
EDITION COMIC-CON VIDEO.
YOU CAN CHECK THE BOX
BEHIND THE SCENES OUT RIGHT HERE,
AND MY VLOG RIGHT
OVER HERE. AND NOW,
WE'LL BE BACK WITH MORE ME VERSUS
ME NEXT WEEK SO SHOW UP
WITH ME IF YOU WANT TO
FIGHT WITH ME IN
THE COMMENTS. WE OUT.
(dubstep music plays out)

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