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After nearly 22 years, Jay Leno says goodbye to "The Tonight Show." And he isn't taking it well.
Published February 06, 2014 81k views More Info »
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Additional Credits:
Starring- Johnny Meeks, Demorge Brown, Kristen Rozanski, Emily Strachan and Ryan Perez
Directed by Ryan Perez
Written by Ryan Perez and Charles Ingram
Director of Photography - Mike Karnell
1st AC - Justin Westfall
Gaffer - Igor Tochilnikov
Key Grip - Carlos Chavez
Driver/Swing - Nick Jackson
Production Designer - Tricia Robertson
SFX Make Up - Chris Mills
Make Up Artist - Tiffany Fairbanks
Wardrobe Stylist - Melissa Gould McNeeley
Editor - Caleb Swyers, Pat Bishop and Ryan Perez
1st AD - Andrew Grissom
Production Assistant - Damian Lang
Production Coordinator - Ryan Scobey
Producer - Sean Boyle

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[CROWD APPLAUSE]

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GREAT LAST SHOW JAY.

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YOU WENT OUT WITH STYLE. JUST LIKE JOHNNY.

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JAY: BURBANK. [INAUDIBLE]...WITH THE FACE OF AN ANGEL.

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[INAUDIBLE]

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OH, HEY BABY.

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YOU WANNA GO, JAY WALKING WITH ME?

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JAY: THEY WANT ME OUT OF LATE NIGHT?

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I AM THE LATE NIGHT.

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THE....[INAUDIBLE] THEY'RE JUST VISITORS. THERE'S JUST ONE KING.

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KING LENO.

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GIVEN TO YA, EVERY NIGHT.

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FULL THROTTLE. PEDAL TO THE METAL.

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WITH RICKY MINOR, AND THE TONIGHT SHOW BAND.

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YEP, THAT'S RIGHT.

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RICKY MINOR. NOT KEVIN EUBANKS.

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HASN'T BEEN KEVIN EUBANKS IN 3 YEARS.

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RICKY'S ALRIGHT, BUT I MISS KEV.

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MOST PEOPLE DON'T KNOW THIS, BUT I NEED

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TO GET INTO CAR CRASHES TO REACH SEXUAL CLIMAX.

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THAT'S WHY I HAVE SO MANY CARS.

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IF THIS WERE ANY OTHER NIGHT,

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I'D BE CRASHING THIS BIG BOY INTO THE

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SOUTH PAINTING WALL OF THE BURBANK BOB'S BIG BOY, AND

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RUIN MY BIG BOY JEANS.

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BUT TONIGHT, OTHER PLANS ARE WAITING.

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[CUTS OFF CAR]

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[CRANKS CAR BACK UP]

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YOU WANT A HEADLINE?

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I'LL SHOW YOU A HEADLINE.

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THESE ARE DARK DAYS. DARKER THAN POLKA AFTER DARK.

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TIME TO HANG UP THE DENIM.

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CALL JACK, AND TELL HIM TO HANG UP HIS KHAKIS.

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I'VE CRUNCHED MY LAST DORITOS.

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I'M GOING TO THE COOL RANCH IN THE SKY.

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OH JOHNNY, WAVE ME OVER TO THE BIG COUCH IN HEAVEN.

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THAT'S OUR SHOW.

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STAY TUNED FOR JIMMY FALON.

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HE'S GOT JOHNNY KNOXVILLE, JOE BUCK, AND THE TING TINGS.

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AS FOR ME, I'M GOING TO SLEEP. TO SLEEP. TO SLEEP.

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[METAL CRASHES]

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KEVIN.

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KILLING YOURSELF? THAT IS COLD JAY (LAUGHS).

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KEVIN EUBANKS?

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C'MON BIG DOG. LETS GET YOU OUT OF HERE.

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WHERE ARE WE GOING?

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KEVIN: WHERE DO YOU THINK WE'RE GOING?

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WE'RE GOING TO TAKE THE TONIGHT SHOW BACK (LAUGHS).

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JAY: BUT I JUST FINISHED MY LAST SHOW.

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AND JIMMY HASN'T EVEN STARTED YET.

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IT WOULDN'T BE FAIR.

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KEVIN: (LAUGHS) WHEN HAS THAT EVER STOPPED JAY LENO.

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AUTOPLAY
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