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Thug Christmas

A Christmas rap song by Futuristik. *Follow me on Twitter @Futuristik5000*

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Keywords: rap song Jonathan Smith thug christmas hugs cocoa Egg nog Jimmy Stewart Bill Murray Suge Knight Martin Short Daniel Stern Joe Pesci Upright Citizens Brigade ucb

Credits: Starring Jonathan Smith, Brittany Ludwig, Linzey Ludwig, Brea Tisdale, Jay Hathaway, and Garrett Strommen. Written and directed by Jonathan Smith. Special thanks to Daniel Weiss.

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here's an original song about blowjob eyes from the inhumans... check it out to see what i'm talking about

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i want to try some of that coltnog

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(say this Chris Farley in Tommy Boy style) That…was…AWESOME!

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this is definitely better than you’re landlord reaction vid

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This vid meets the highest approval of us Southern Pickles! Way to go Florida Boy!

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Erbody Knows!!!

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i love it it’s 2 funny!

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I think I snorted something out my nose at the Toys For Tots muthaf@ckas….and that’s good. Still smiling. Even better.

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I like this one!

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