Tony Romo: Product Spokesman

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The video opens with a logo that says NFL Films. The shot cut to Tony Romo standing outside on a football field on a sunny day. He is wearing a Starter brand hat.

Tony Romo: Hi, I’m Tony Romo. You may have seen me in such places as your local market in a tabloid…

A picture of a tabloid magazine appears next to Tony Romo.

Tony Romo: …or on a football field on a random Sunday.

A picture of a Tony Romo getting ready to throw a football appears on his other side.

Tony Romo: You know, one of the great things about being a professional quarterback is that I get to be the spokesman for some terrific companies, like Starter.

The shot cuts to the Starter logo and then back to Tony Romo.

Tony Romo: But that’s just the beginning. In fact, I endorse over fifty thousand products: everything from arch supports to ball peen hammers.

A picture of an arch support appears and is then replaced by a picture of a ball peen hammer.

Tony Romo: Products like Witten’s brake pads/panty liners.

A picture of package labeled Witten’s brake pads & panty liners with an automobile tire behind it appears.

Tony Romo: Is it a brake pad? Is it a panty liner? No, it’s both.

A picture of a brake assembly appears and is replaced by one of a panty liner. The panty liner picture is replaced in turn by a picture of a car accident.

Tony Romo: Also, there’s Thompson’s Yarmulkes. They won’t ride up on your head like other yarmulkes.

A picture of a yarmulke with the words Thompson’s Yarmulkes underneath of it appears and is replaced by a picture of a hissing cat wearing a yarmulke.

Tony Romo: There’s ChocoYum, the gasoline that tastes like chocolate…

A picture of gas can that says ChocoYum appears and is replaced by a picture of an old man standing on a porch and drinking out of the nozzle of a gas can.

Tony Romo: …and Petro-Yum, the chocolate that tastes like gasoline.

A picture of a candy bar labeled Petro-Yum appears and is replaced by a graphic of a green face with its eyes closed and tongue sticking out accompanies by the text - POISON HELP! 1-800-222-1222 – around it.

Tony Romo: I also endorse the great character actress Judy Dench for no other reason than I like Judy Dench.

A brief clip of Judy Dench in a period costume plays in the upper left corner of the video.

Tony Romo: And then there’s Viper Nanny…

A video clip of a small child playing with a dangerous looking snake plays in the upper left corner of the video.

Tony Romo: …Fariq’s brand goat flavored soda. And who can forget GMX protein pickles?

A picture of bottle of pickles labeled GMX Protein Pickles appears with the image of an African-American man’s head on the label.

Tony Romo: I can because I don’t endorse them anymore. I also endorse Interscope Records, Eminem’s label.

A picture of the Interscope Records logo appears and is quickly replaced by a headshot of Eminem.

Tony Romo: They came to me a little while back and said: Do you mind if Eminem throws you and your girlfriend under the bus?

A picture of a yellow school bus appears.

Tony Romo: I said: No, go ahead, anything for an endorsement opportunity.

The Interscope Records logo appears again.

Tony Romo: I know it seems like a lot, but I stand behind every single product that I endorse. Kind of. Well, I do stand behind Starter.