Candace Cameron Bure (DJ Tanner) moderates the DJ Mag Top 100 Debates between... more »
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Additional Credits
Additional Credits:
Actors: A-Trak, Destructo, DJ Mustard, Candace Cameron Bure, Julian Morris, Ian Harding
Writer/Director: Dashiell Driscoll
Producer/Concept by: Ben Sheehan
Gaffer/Cam Op: Aaron Ulrich
Editor: Ian Skalski
Sound: Danny Carpenter & Chris Bennett for BoTown Sound
Prod. Design: Tricia Robertson & Rick Mader
PA: Libby DeLeon
Special Thanks: David Miller, Tim Hrycyshyn, Jennifer Duke, Kelly Cornut, Tracy Mapes, Irina Anchevska, Kate Lilly
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Published: September 10, 2014


> Lady's Voice:
WE NOW RETURN TO
THE 2014
DJ MAG TOP 100 DEBATES.
TONIGHT WE'RE JOINED
BY DJ MAG HOPEFULS, A-TRAK,
DESCTRUCTO, DJ MUSTARD,
AND JUL-IAN.

> OOOH...
OO-OOLIAN.

> OOLIAN.

> JUL-IAN.

> A-TRAK, WHAT'S YOUR POLICY
ON A VISA IMMIGRATION REFORM?

> IF ELECTED, I WILL PUT A
PICTURE OF JUSTIN BIEBER
AT A VISA CUSTOMS, WITH A NOTE
THAT SAYS, "DO NOT
LET THIS GUY IN."
(bull horn sound)

> DJ MUSTARD, SHOULD WE RAISE
TAXES ON FESTIVAL TICKETS?

> OUR FOUNDING DJ FATHERS DID
NOT SPIN VINYL ON WAREHOUSES
SO PROMOTERS CAN GET RICH OFF
OF TICKET TAX. BUST ON A BEAT.
(double bull horn sound)

> THAT'S CLASSIC LIBERAL
SPIN. DJ TAXES PAY FOR
DJ SCHOOLS--

> WHAT ABOUT DJ
HEALTHCARE?

> I THINK THAT WE CAN ALL
AGREE THAT DJ HEALTHCARE
IN THIS COUNTRY NEEDS A REMIX.

> BUST IT ON A BEAT.

> HOW DO YOU FEEL
ABOUT CONFETTI GUN CONTROL?

> WHEN THE RIGHTS TO BARE
CONFETTI ARMS ARE SIGNED,
NOBODY COULD'VE PREDICTED
THESE POWERFUL WEAPONS.
BUST IT ON A BEAT (echos).

> JUL-IAN, HOW DO YOU
RESPOND TO THE CRITICISM THAT
YOU'RE NOT ACTUALLY DJ'S
BUT IN FACT JUST TWO ACTORS?

> WELL, CANDICE LET ME
ANSWER YOUR QUESTION WITH
A QUESTION. IF WE WEREN'T
DJ'S COULD WE DO THIS...
(male voice from music):
GET UP AND MIX.
(dance music plays)
(double bull horn sound)

> THAT WAS PRETTY GOOD.

> IT WAS ALRIGHT.

> MARIJUANA, A CONTROVERSIAL
PLANT RECENTLY
MADE LEGAL IN SOME STATES.
SHOULD WE MAKE MARIJUANA
LEGAL IN OUTER SPACE?
DESCTRUCTO WE'LL
START WITH YOU.

> YES.
(bull horn sound)

> A-TRAK? SPACE WEED?

> ONLY FOR MEDICINAL,
ASTRONAUTICAL
PURPOSES.
(bull horn sound)

> WE SHOULD MAKE IT LEGAL HERE
TO SO MY COUSIN TONE TONE
COULD COME HOME.
FREE TONE TONE.
BUST IT ON A BEAT.

> FREE TONE TONE.
(bull horn sound)

> ALRIGHT, YOU WILL NOW HAVE
TWO SECONDS TO DROP
YOUR CLOSING BEAT.
(DANCE MUSIC PLAYS)
(MUSIC STOPS)
(MORE DANCE
MUSIC PLAYS)
(MUSIC STOPS)
(HIP-HOP DANCE
MUSIC PLAYS)
(MUSIC STOPS)

> THAT'S FOR YOU TONE TONE.
(AND ANOTHER STYLE OF
DANCE MUSIC PLAYS)
(MUSIC STOPS)

> THANK YOU--
(previous music continues)
(MUSIC STOPS)
(bull horn sound)

> --THANK YOU FOR JOINING
US FOR TONIGHT'S DJ MAG--
(dance music cuts her off)

> REMEMBER TO VOTE,
OR WHATEVER.

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