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Asian Conan is back and ready to fight for Real Conan who is airing the first episode of his new show, tomorrow night on TBS.
Published November 05, 2010 160k views More Info »
Additional Credits
Additional Credits:
CAST:
Kira Kawakami
Briana Michell
Nina Petronzio
Glittarazzi’s Kelly Ann Collins
Pierre Bernard
Thomas Lavin
Mike Mitchell
Alison Flierl
Jason Klamm
Jennifer Smith
Caileigh Scott
Megan Rider
Jane Davis
Matilda Haddad
Granville Proffitt
Elaine Lewis
STUNTS:
Arthur Tong
Nick Petronzio
Ben Reesing
Patrick Vuong
Paul Brian McReynolds
Ross Everett
John Engel
MUSIC:
Stephen Petree – Vocals
Aaron Joseph - Telekeyster, Vocals, Guitar
Adam Welch - Drums
David Eropkin- Bass
Richie “LaBamba” Rosengerg – Vocals, Trombone
PRODUCTION ASSISTANCE: Annie Williamson, Jane Davis, Evan Rosenberg
ADDITIONAL PHOTOGRAPHY: Kevin Stewart, Fouad Mikati
ASIAN CONAN’S HAIR STYLISTS: Christina Cessna, Rita Marso
ASIAN CONAN SUIT by J. Lindenberg @ Noni Boutique on Larchmont
SPECIAL THANKS: Conan O’Brien, Brad Schultz, Josh Simpson, Mike Farah, Rachel Witlieb-Bernstein, Pierre Bernard, Richie “LaBamba” Rosenberg
Free song download: www.asianconan.com
Petree Booking/Management: Sally Colon-Petree
2,759 Funny Votes
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Published November 05, 2010
[music playing]

Background singers: Come get it now. Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Come get it now!

Singer: Asian Conan it is a state of mind. The goal is to fight back.

Background Singers: Come get it now.

Singer: Don't be cynical, be kind, work hard, attack. Cause I, I'm Asian Conan. Bad guys they fear him and all of the ladies they love him. Open up your Facebook to read his words of wisdom. Show everybody his round kick he'll crack your forearm in half man. If you're down in Coco then let me hear you say oh yeah. Come and get it. Come and get it.

Asian Conan: I hate cynicism. It's time to pay.

Background Singers: Come and get it now.

Singer: Asian Conan his terror is turning all red by the second.

Background Singers: Come get it now.

Singer: And once his jacket's off you know there's no turning back. Spike let's see 360. Bad guys they fear him and all of the ladies they love him. Follow him on Twitter absorb his words of wisdom. He's like all of us, one [inaudible] battle. If you're down in Coco then let me hear you say oh yeah. Come get it. Come get it. Be epic in all aspects of your life, let your truth be heard.

Mafioso Guy: Every late night talk show host lives beyond the law. Only one follows a code.

Background Singers: Wh- what's the-what's the password? Whoa! Whoa!

Mafioso Guy: Don't be cynical.

Background Singers: Whoa! Whoa!

Mafioso Guy: Be kind.

Background Singers: Whoa! Whoa!

Mafioso Guy: Work hard.

Background Singers: Come get it now.

Mafioso Guy: Those who don't obey will be subjected to furious hands and feet of Asian Conan!

Asian Conan: I don't fight because I like it. I fight because I have to.

Singer: Bad guys they fear him, and all of the ladies they love him. Open up your Facebook to feel his words of wisdom. Show everybody his round kick he'll crack your forearm in half man. If you're down in Coco then let me hear you say, bad guys they fear him and all of the ladies they love him follow him on Twitter absorb his words of wisdom.

Mafioso Guy: (operetta style) Asian Conan! It's Asian Conan!

Asian Conan: I'm Asian Conan. Don't try this at home.

Singer: Be epic in all aspects of your life. Let your new life begin.

Everyone together: Come get it now!
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