- [Narrator] Do Fourth of July fireworks
cause your dog to have a full-blown panic attack?
Introducing, Now That's What I Call Sounds
That Your Dog Can Listen To During Fourth of July Fireworks
That Won't Make Him Freak Out,
with nothing but the sounds your dog craves, like...
- [Announcer] Favorite squeaky hedgehog toy
that you threw out because it was filthy,
gross and smelled like anal glands.
Owner coming home from work.
- [Owner] Uh, so tired.
Today was garbage.
Can't wait to to give myself a foot bath.
- [Narrator] Daily praise and affirmation.
- Whose a good little boy!
- Good boy!
- [Woman] Oh, mama loves her little baby.
- [Man] Good girl.
- [Announcer] Is your dog ready
for fourth of July fireworks to sound better than ever?
Put some headphones on that dog
and watch those explosions in the sky
while Sparky hears the sound of...
- [Narrator] Delicious, juicy sausages
simmering on the grill.
Sausages falling off the grill and hitting the ground.
- [Woman] Crap, I dropped my wiener.
- [Narrator] Other dogs that want to play.
Bouncing tennis balls.
- [Announcer] Now That's What I Call Sounds
That Your Dog Can Listen To During Fourth Of July Fireworks
That Won't Make Him Freak Out was tested
on more than 15 dogs and one cat.
This state of the art research
gives us guaranteed hits like...
- [Narrator] Mailman getting mauled.
- [Mailman] No, no, stop it, okay,
good boy, good boy, come on, come on, no no no no.
No, no, no! (groaning)
- [Narrator] Owners deciding not to neuter
or spay in the last minute.
- [Woman] Honey, I don't know about spaying the dog.
- [Man] Oh, I'm so glad you said something.
Let's just not do it.
- [Woman] Yeah, what if we want him to have puppies one day?
- [Man] That would be wonderful.
- [Woman] Okay, great, cancel the appointment.
- [Narrator] Rug being vacuumed and ready for butt dragging.
- [Woman] I'm done vacuuming, kids.
Will you keep the dog off the carpet?
- [Announcer] And so many more.
Your dog has never heard fireworks like this before.
Available on CD and cassette.
Order now and receive a free copy of...
- [Narrator] Raccoons Fornicating on a Pile of Trash,